overview for DonPiano

This tool for finding bad USB-C cables in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago

No point; resistance is futile.

I'll just see myself out.

Boomer parents in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago

And let's not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

Fox News Segment Backfires When Psychic Predicts ‘Sense of Loss’ for Trump in 2024 in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

More like Faux News

Looks like DRM prevented to watch movies in many theaters yesterday in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 28 points 8 months ago

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

Measure once, cut once. in c/funny@sh.itjust.works

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The fuck are they filling the gaps with, their imagination?

Top AI expert 'completely terrified' of 2024 election, shaping up to be 'tsunami of misinformation' in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

The word they're looking for is "shitnami".

Another example of shrink flation... oh, my beer... in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 179 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let's do that!

Gemini - Google DeepMind in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things...

If purchasing isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing in c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Better yet, let's call it "arrchiving"!

He's reformed, and he's looking for a job! in c/imageai@sh.itjust.works

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

He's done a good job of decorating the tree with a bunch of mutilated reindeer.

Great! I like getting tracked by 766 third parties! thanks Outlook in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago (4 children)

I've heard that you can't easily search your entire email history with Proton mail. Have you found this to be an issue?

Why do all the new TVs expect me to have a platform AS WIDE as the fucking thing?? Fucking shit!! God awful absolutely dumb thoughtless design choice in c/mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Nah, it's orange, so it's probably not thinking at all.