Stop asking rapists for advice!
Deepus
Council pop.
To Americans, America is the world.
Lucky you
Already some way better answers than i could give, however I would stonely suggest you take a look at using it. Windows is terrible, especially nowadays, and for the general user ("office", web browsing, etc) its 100% stable, easy to use, and free!
There will be a slight learning curve for new users if your not especially tech savvy, as your question implies you may not be, but if you choose the right distro (version) you'll be fine!
Linux can be super complicated, if you want it to be, but can also be super simple if you dont need it to be.
No particular reason, just having a good times with some mates and I took it a bit far.
I cant comment on the dude in the article, cause I can't be arsed to read it but, what you described happened to me. Stayed up for 3 days straight and, according to the doctors, it caused an epileptic fit.
I for one hate the feeling of them on my teeth.
Damn, how'd you train a donkey to drive?
...so like, which one you picking?
NO! YOU FUCKING UPGRADE!
You ever slept on a big stack of cash?!?! So comfortable!
Just a joke, its damn ridiculous. When you have that much money you need a lot of ladders to get down!
Again just joking. It is disgusting.......