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Make it a Disney World

That's hot. Me so horny.

Eat a mint after each sip, to show them you care about fresh breath, unlike a day drinker.

Nimm diese Kekse und mach dir Eiscreme Sandwiches. Ich denke damit wird sich dein Gewicht ändern.

Hey boss, I want to shut down the computer, should I turn it off completely or do you prefer sleep, if yes which sleep state?

Catalogues. Totally different feeling than online shopping. You could explore them for hours. No need to wait for a good offer, because the price does not change.

4chan named her cat

I should send my kids to work on a remote location, so that they can watch a VHS after a 14 hour shift? Sounds reasonable.

You know it's a legit therapy if a dead doctor told you in a seance about it.

Scheiß Sozis

E: wer mich runtergewählt hat, ist eine dusselige Kuh und zu jung um jetzt noch wach zu sein.

It's time for the butlerian jihad.