BeanGoblin

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[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 9 months ago

That's the problem, they were injecting themselves full of diamonds.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Or the transitive property

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well they've also redefined the second amendment to mean "We can own whatever weapon we want" so constitutional literacy is clearly not a strong suit.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

that's a nice fish

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 9 months ago

Non unions plants usually also have to give raises to stay competitive and not lose their workers. Unions benefit everyone.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bullshit. Everyone knows sharks dont really exist. It's all a ploy by IKEA to sell more plushies.

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Which itself is kinda fucked up but that's a separate issue.

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