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[–] Gingerlegs@lemmy.world 229 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Wait until they find out about transparent

[–] Jesusaurus@lemmy.world 112 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or transplants

[–] BeanGoblin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Or the transitive property

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Don't even get me started on translators

[–] don@lemm.ee 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I don’t know what “istors” are, but as fer me an my house, we serve the lord. If I sees ‘em, I burns ‘em. 😤

[–] Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or making the switch on transatlantic flights

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or transmission in their trucks

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Or transformers. More than meets the eye.

[–] dditty@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Next they'll try processing a transaction.

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[–] M137@lemmy.world 30 points 7 months ago

"Transparency" would implode their brains, it's just too much of a word for them to even try to comprehend.

"Trans-paren(like parents?)-cy(what? cyanide?) TRANS PARENTS ARE GIVING THEIR KIDS CYANIDE!!"

[–] childOfMagenta@lemm.ee 13 points 7 months ago

Or the transmissions in the transports...

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[–] Kit@lemmy.blahaj.zone 133 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Wake up babe new gender just dropped

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago

Is there a newsletter or RSS feed? So hard to keep up.

[–] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I prefer the alternative gender for that profession, criptionist.

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[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 93 points 7 months ago (5 children)

A lot’s changed. Back in my parents’ day, a trip to the city meant taking the

to the airport to fly a

and head for meetings and abortions at the

Seems like being trans back then must have been such a gift. People would obviously hold you in such high regard.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Nobody ever asked KITT for their pronouns.

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[–] cantstopthesignal@sh.itjust.works 70 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Wait til they find about the department of transportation

[–] name_NULL111653@pawb.social 20 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

No, no I'm pretty sure the bigots support the deportation of trans people... They seem to want to deport everyone not white enough, why stop at race?

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 66 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Do you suppose stupid bigots will avoid transplants because they don't want to become plants?

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

You know what's weird? If you do a transplant between trees it's called a graft. Transplant was right there smh

[–] extant@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

They're fine with becoming plants, just not if it's trans.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 65 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I feel bad for transphobes when they have to go to the store and make a transaction.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

"My flight transfers in Dallas?! Thanks, Biden!

[–] Newstart@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I thought their God was also Transcendent?

[–] open_world@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Well I don't know what a 'cendent is 😂

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[–] match@pawb.social 21 points 7 months ago

bigots when wafers undergo transubstantiation

[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 58 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ciscriber, when a transcriber walks in...

[–] latca@lemmy.world 51 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Subscriber, what Domscriber looks for.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago

Describer: what do I do?

[–] MrSilkworm@lemmy.world 44 points 7 months ago

So much for my trans-Atlantic voyage. Guess I ll take the trans-Siberian train then. Comms are very bad there so ill take the trans-ceiver with me.

[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 43 points 7 months ago

I know 3rd grade is hard but really should have stuck it out

[–] Ratulf@feddit.de 39 points 7 months ago (1 children)

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 34 points 7 months ago (8 children)

All my plugs are male–male. I take all in stride:

the propaganda¹ against the life that works for me and
the plugs

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[–] Shellbeach@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

ITT: figuring out that "trans-" means "across" by giving other words with same prefix. Yey etymology

[–] lars@lemmy.sdf.org 25 points 7 months ago (1 children)

“meta” also still means “across” in Greece

phérō meant “I carry”

metaphor: I carry across

they now use the term for “transportation in general”

here’s a modern truck in Greece for ΜΕΤΑΦΟΡΙΚΗ

in Greek, they use μεταφορική έννοια (metaforikí énnoia – literally “transportation sense”) to mean “metaphor”

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Yo this is an incredibly cool looking truck though

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I want one that transforms into a robot.

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[–] r3df0x@7.62x54r.ru 31 points 7 months ago (4 children)

5 billion people believe that God is bigender, which is often considered transgender.

Conservatives worship a transgender being. Transphobes cope and seethe.

God is also a genderless being who uses capitalized male pronouns.

[–] sanpedropeddler@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

The data I'm looking at says only 55% of people are even monotheistic. Where are you getting that 5 billion number from?

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Wait until they find out that banks do a lot of transactions.

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[–] roomboy@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago

I'm surprised any Republicans even drive vehicles seeing as each one of them has a transmission.

[–] abbadon420@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Maybe a pun is just a pun and you're making a thing out of nothing. I don't know. Context an intend matter.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 6 points 7 months ago

What if I told you this post is funny either way?

[–] AngelJamie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It seems like being a conservative is just harboring an ideology that causes you to say things entirely devoid of substance.

Exhibit A:

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[–] Rooter@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Holy shit, you owe me a coffee for posting this, and a new keyboard.

Been a while since I laughed this hard.

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