ApostleO

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[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 6 points 1 year ago

As much as I love Conan, and enjoyed Conan's comedic style more than Ferguson's, I feel like Craig did better interviews.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 13 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I asked the same question out loud to myself when I saw Boims in the captain seat. Best guess: since the plan was just to tow the destroyer and throw it, they knew he wouldn't have to do much, and it'd give him a shot. Plus they might have taken his relationship with Mariner (and his rapport with the rest of the Lower Decks gang) into account. Lastly, it might have been a tactic for if the admiralty went through with court-martials. Whomever answered that hail in the captain's seat would be in more hot water than the rest of the crew.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 22 points 1 year ago

Glory to you... and your TPS reports.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I've seen this come up a couple times.

The problem is the English language doesn't have a word that works as well as "children" when talking about your adult sons and daughters. The technical best might be "offspring", but it has that same weird clinical sound as referring to people as "males" or "females". It'd be like trying to use "humans" as the inclusive replacement for "ladies and gentlemen." (That said, "humans" has a certain comedy value in its use.)

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I did that mission, they never specified the neutral zone was there, so I operated under the assumption we were in Federation space. When the birds of pray appeared, there was no option to hail (or they didn't respond), so I just beat them. And they attacked one at a time. Felt really cheesy, like they used Kobayashi Maru as a reference without actually replicating the test, because it also served as the tutorial.

Kobayashi Maru should have been the last mission, not the first. And it should be properly impossible.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Dying is scary, because it is often painful.

Death, not so much.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Same, unfortunately.

Also, I'm not great at carpentry.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago (5 children)

Every day is guillotine day if you're brave enough.

The best time to build a guillotine was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.

If I ever ran for president, I'd run on the platform of building a permanent, working guillotine next to every capitol building in the US. Then I'd have a giant guillotine the size of the Statue of Liberty built of American steel, and have it sent to the people of France.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

I think there was also an episode where Voyager smuggled some people through hostile space by hiding them in the pattern buffer.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Oh, for sure. I'm fine with that. But it seems clear that the writers aren't, and neither are many Trekkies.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 35 points 2 years ago (10 children)

It's my head-canon conspiracy theory that the true workings of the transporter are hidden/obfuscated, even from the technicians and engineers, to avoid the existential dread of facing the truth: you die, and then it clones you.

All these systems to make it appear as if it's a single, consistent matter stream, to leave room for the possibility of a consistent consciousness or even soul. It all falls apart in light of William Riker. You can't duplicate matter. The only feasible explanation is that they got his scan, and successfully materialized him, but the signal that would have disintegrated the original failed.

Tuvix died because people couldn't accept how many times they had technically killed their colleagues, or commited suicide.

[–] ApostleO@startrek.website 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Except when it is very disturbing.

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