James T Kirk taught me it’s okay to cheat, as long as you don’t get caught. 🤫
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As my old tech teacher in HS used to say, "if you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'"
Sad but true.
We are all part of the Bear Pack here. 🐻
That would make for a great framed motivational poster.
We all need a Shaxs looking out for us
When things seem hopeless, just remember to try ejecting the warp core
That's what I call the morning after a night of heavy drinking
I've been hanging on for so long. Just want to be happy.
If you immediately know the candlelight is fire, then the meal was cooked long ago.
I... What?
If you immediately know the tractor beam is Borg, then the assimilation began long ago.
It's embarrassing that I understood that metaphor more. But still confused as to how it applies here. You sayin that I am happy and don't know it?
Sorry. I'm a moron to start with and I haven't really slept in days or eaten in as long.... It's been a really upsetting week.
This might help:
It's less that I'm lookin for it and more that it never found me. My whole life has been... Unpleasant. Honestly I've never been happy or anywhere even close to it. It's whatever. Some people don't get to be happy. I've just sort of accepted it.
Also have never seen SG-1 which explains why I was so confused
You should check it out!
I've been meaning to but my ADHD keeps making me forget
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I'm glad they got my boy Broccoli in the shot lol
They call him “vegetable” because after a fight with him, that’s how people end up.
Star Trek: Bridge Crew, great game which was sadly abandoned and left to rot, started you out with the Kobayashi Maru. My friends and I got in there, beamed out as many folks as we could without firing a shot on the Klingons, and then got the hell outta the neutral zone as soon as the Kobayashi Maru was destroyed.
Is that considered a loss? I'd say we saved a bunch of people and hopefully avoided a war. Best we could do given the circumstances. And that's how we manage life sometimes, as well. You can't win, but you manage as best you can given the circumstances and take the small victories wherever you find them.
When I did that mission, they never specified the neutral zone was there, so I operated under the assumption we were in Federation space. When the birds of pray appeared, there was no option to hail (or they didn't respond), so I just beat them. And they attacked one at a time. Felt really cheesy, like they used Kobayashi Maru as a reference without actually replicating the test, because it also served as the tutorial.
Kobayashi Maru should have been the last mission, not the first. And it should be properly impossible.
Kobayashi Maru WAS the last mission. Youre talking about part of the opening tutorial. There was a final mission titled Kobayashi Maru that required a decent degree of teamwork to successfully pull off. You needed to beam off at least 80 civilians from the ship. You could succeed but it was pretty difficult to do so. You could also rescue everyone but it was both difficult and tedious.
Yup. I used to play it online a lot. Still do on occasion.
10 bars of gold pressed latinum to anyone who finds this on a shirt for me.
Can I just get food if I find it?
10 bars of gold pressed latinum can buy many peanuts.
Alas I get no latinum
Sure!
Alas I cannot find it. No foods for me
Tired of replicated foods or out of rations?
Out of rations and the nearest M Class planet is 2 days away at current warp speeds.
You live on the Moon?
Might as well
Then my best advice is: Mr. Sulu, RAMMING SPEED!
James. T Kirk
I'd rather be Boimler on this one. Kirk cheated. Boimler just got gud.
Stamets - you may have a future as ‘an independent artist/designer’ on TeePublic.com.
I’d buy it.
If I made this, sure, but I only found this online.
Appreciate your integrity.
It just sounded like something you might actually say this week…
If I wrote something it'd be far more bleak. Something like
Everyday is like I'm being tortured by Cardassians. Five lights. Please. Five lights...
Kirk isn't the only one who can reprogram simulations tho...
That full stop.