Last words on the cross:
"Well...so much for nepotism!"
How would you know? You're sleeping.
AnonWyo
joined 1 year ago
The sound they make when you're nailing them.
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...
Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.
Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.
Cobain's, too.
When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"
Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.
520
Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat
Jesus gets the bill
"Why..."
Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose
"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
We know what sort of porn you watch.
Also, username checks out.
Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...
TAKE OFF, EH!
Too bad. I was really looking forward to a Chinese adaptation of Caddyshack.
AMEN!
What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?
Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...