Alcatorda

cuddlefish

That's cute actually

What? Do your farts come from the same hole as your pee? Because that ain't normal

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Donald!

...It's diabetes medication.

TIL a jack is the thingy you plug in, I thought it was the thingy you plug into.

Um, just a normal earphones jack, I think that's 3,5mm? Not RCA and I don't have ethernet ports either 😄

One time I went to plug in my headphone and I accidentally plugged it into the USB port next to the jack... My laptop died and had to have parts replaced. Guy at the shop told me I shouldn't have done that 🙄. I just said they shouldn't have designed those ports to be right next to each other if the product breaks when you hit the wrong one.

Anyway, be careful about plugging shit into the wrong port.

At least where I live in Europe you (used to?) get subsidies for buying hybrid cars or EVs. So people would buy them for the discount and then never actually charge them 🤷🏼‍♀️

Thank you so much for sharing, that's absolutely wonderful 🥰

This is the very opposite of a meet-cute.

So same sentiment as "in the whole wide world" maybe?

practicing with a praise

Not sure what you mean but maybe you were going for "practicing what they preach"?

A beautiful boy.