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[–] NumbersCanBeFun@kbin.social 103 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

You know these algorithms are designed for predictive advertisement based off your previous activity. What is likely going on is this:

10,000 users who searched these terms also decided to search or want this “thing” next.

“Woah, it’s reading my mind! How did it know I was thinking about that?!”

It’s funny, nobody pays attention when the algorithm guesses wrong, we only notice it when it’s freakishly accurate.

[–] FierroGamer@sh.itjust.works 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Except when it's YouTube recommendations, then they only pay attention when it's wrong and not when it's right.

[–] gramathy@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago

What, you don’t want right wing misinformation shoved down your throat constantly despite reporting it every time you see it?

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 11 points 2 years ago

As if YouTube would ever get it right.

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[–] Blimp7990@reddthat.com 72 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Stop accepting ads in your life, ffs. What is it with people and steadfastly refusing to install an adblock? Are you stupid?

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They either don't know adblock exists or are listening to YouTubers like Linus, who claim that blocking ads on their videos is "stealing"

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[–] Tetra@kbin.social 55 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Given all my adblockers, getting ads at all is what scares me

[–] frippa@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yesterday my ublock failed me and I had to watch a full 5 seconds of ads for 3 times! Fortunately it seems to work after updating filters now

[–] Tetra@kbin.social 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

See, that right there is true horror.

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[–] OddrunAsmundr@lemm.ee 54 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Trekman10@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (14 children)
[–] ProvokedGamer@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Use a dns blocker (like nextdns) for systemwide ad blocking meaning it blocks mobile ads too. I haven’t had an ad in ages.

Edit: Or use something like adaway if you’re on android.

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[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've got ublock origin in firefox on my phone. Pihole also helps. So I ask again: you guys get ads?

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[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 52 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Wait, did we go from being freaked out that our devices might be passively recording our speech to accepting it as the "good and normal" version of things? Cause I'm pretty alarmed at both.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I was going to say this! Just goes to show how dangerously effective mass conditioning by unscrupulous corporations is!

Hell, a lot of people think that caring about data privacy and -security AT ALL is for losers unless naked pics are involved 🤦

[–] bi_tux@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (5 children)

bUtItSfOrThEcHiLdRen!!11!1!

dOyOuHaVeSoMeThInGtOhIdE?11??!?1?

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My favorite counterargument is asking these idiots if they close the toilet door. Because if they don't want people to watch them shit, then they probably are hiding some suspicious stuff.

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[–] Pipoca@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (8 children)

Your devices recording you is something that doesn't happen.

That requires a lot of bandwidth, or a lot of battery and a little bandwidth. There's no evidence of that happening.

Honestly, the creepier thing is that they don't have to to get creepily accurate ads.

Geolocation data means they know who you spend time with. They also know their search history. They know your interests. They can look at what people who seem similar to you search for.

Plus, they serve you a lot of ads so they can afford to have a lot of misses.

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[–] HurgletOfficial@monyet.cc 35 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Imagine getting ads in 2023.

uBlock Origin and uMatrix chads rise up

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[–] Gleddified@lemmy.ca 32 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago

I genuinely feel bad for the people who actually get ads online these days.

[–] Zerush@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] newIdentity@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fuck, forgot to seal the kilograms of coke in my luggage.

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[–] RojoSanIchiban@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What are ads?

-pihole / uBlock / Brave browser user

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Maybe addons, idk?

-adguard home / ublock / Mull browser user

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[–] AnonymousBaba@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

you get ads

no i dont

[–] regalia 19 points 2 years ago

I haven't seen ads in years lol. I'm very aggressively adblocked on every layer possible. Even down to setting my router to use an adblocker dns as a final protection layer.

[–] Phen@lemmy.eco.br 15 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Don't worry, those big platforms can't read your thoughts. Those ads aren't there because you thought of those things.

Because it's the other way around. They want you to buy the stuff they have ads for so they manipulate you into thinking about those things first.

[–] thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

So they have read AND write access to your thoughts.

[–] Blimp7990@reddthat.com 6 points 2 years ago

it is genuinely possible op saw an ad, then they thought about it but forgot about the ad, then saw the ad again and frequency bias kicked in (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frequency_illusion)

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[–] weird_nugget@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I've been doubting my sexuality lately and I freaked out when Google recommended an ad with LGBT couple on it. Not even my friends or family know that side of me.

[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Oh, it's been proven Google and corporate social medias (and Walmart?!?) can figure out that stuff before you do.

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[–] brlemworld@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You get ads about things you have photographed. If you give Facebook image access, it will scan ALL of your photos locally. I had some photos of couches it started giving me ads for them.

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Oh that explains the penis enlargement pills.....

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[–] TheBurlapBandit@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago

You get ads

😱

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

The function that is yourself had been approximated.

[–] AbsolutelyNotCats@lemdro.id 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Can't even imagine getting a simple ad

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 10 points 2 years ago

What's really gonna bake your noodle later is if you'd have thought about that thing at all if it wasn't something they were advertising...

[–] ZarbtheBard@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I used to get ads exclusively for cleaning supplies on this one music app I used only when I cleaned. Never talked about cleaning, just the sounds of cleaning and dishes being done. Probably a coincidence but it freaked me out enough I stopped using that and just downloaded a shit ton of music to my phone.

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[–] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago

Ad-blocker blocker blocking ad blocker in sites scares me

[–] Dave_r@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Getting doored while out riding, then falling into the road and getting run over by a garbage truck.

I ride my bike a lot. Somebody getting out of the back seat of a 4 door with out looking is a huge danger.

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[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Something something adblock

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