this post was submitted on 31 Jul 2023
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I posted this earlier today in the tech lemmy instance, but, they have no sense of humor and deleted it. I'm trying here.

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[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 178 points 1 year ago (16 children)

Musk has burnt through $44 Billion. I'm sure even the government could have spent it better than he has

[–] ghariksforge@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They would have spent it on bombs and missiles, not on useful stuff.

[–] NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Hey they would have bought a kid or two a book. Maybe.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 131 points 1 year ago (5 children)

They spelled ‘eat’ wrong.

[–] crazyminner@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes! Bombard them with body spray!!

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dear god its a highschool boys locker room!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Stez827@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bro how many noses do you have

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[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah but then you couldn't get that timely 'X' in there.

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[–] kitos@lemmy.world 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The techie guys are also the ones with verified Twitter accounts and Elon Musk balls on their mouths in my experience so i can't say i'm surprised if they deleted your post :/

[–] ehrenschwan@feddit.de 29 points 1 year ago

A lot of us sadly are, but there are also ones like me with a strong affinity for open source and such. And we collectively join in the Elon hate.

[–] malloc@lemmy.world 46 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Looks fake. Probably why. Lighting is all fucked. Ground not consistent with massive sign lit up. 🚩

[–] EherVielleicht@feddit.de 18 points 1 year ago

we can't effort the rich anymore.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But, doesn't light always go only up?

[–] Holodeck_Moriarty@lemm.ee 27 points 1 year ago

Yeah, otherwise it would be called "heavy".

[–] Polydextrous@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it’s hot. Heat rises. Therefore, vis a vis, indubitably, light goes up.

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I can tell by the pixels

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago (6 children)
[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

The joke is that Twitter put a giant X Sign on the roof of their building so the edit needs to include an X

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[–] boo_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Honestly, just taxing the rich is one of the most milquetoast and obvious takes ever. Should not even be radical imo since it just makes sense

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 1 year ago

And yet here we are.

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[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 year ago (5 children)

A resident should display a glowing Mastodon logo through their window

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[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 year ago (18 children)

I agree with the idea, but where is the humor in this?

[–] Thitherwards@lemmy.world 63 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's X sign on Twitter building in the end of tax

[–] PrivateNoob@sopuli.xyz 20 points 1 year ago

Ah that explains everything. Thank you.

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[–] Gamey@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago

It would definitely fit that instance too, it's also some quality shitpost and could fit in political communities as well so kind of a universal one if you ask me!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why did they delete it? Is it even a real picture?

[–] Polydextrous@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You’re looking at it. It’s as real as this text you’re reading!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

All I see is blonde, brunette, red head...

[–] saxysammyp@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Truly, an unexpected Matrix reference.

[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago

I guess some users of tech lemmy might have felt concerned by this.

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