chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect
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fixed another typo
I wonder what the last commit message of my career will be.
I wonder what my last commit at each job was. I'll bet it was boring. About 10% of my commit messages are genuinely interesting.
"it's possible i buried a self delete timebomb in one of our repos years ago. enjoy looking for it just incase assholes"
" "
"Merge pull request #8 from [branch name]"
Not the most exciting but hey, someone has to do it.
"Debug"
Fuck it I quit
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Formatting fixes
This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.
"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"
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usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.
Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"
Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80
Fixed tests.
"update doc to reflect reality still more"
Mod: Added delay to let switches settle
Fixes
“Again, Josh? Stop it.”
"cleanup" lol
Lint issue
chore: replaced println() with proper logging util
I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.
Refactoring for the EU region.
Reusing Terraform projects for the win.
Changed index.html
Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in
I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them
latest cargo crates updated
My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.
Stuff
“Some appropriate message.”
fix this fucking gitignore
feature suggestion but "hyprcursor"
"Add ability to load sources which are not a nginx file listing."
I try to be descriptive while keeping it short.
Fixin’ thangz
Uhh it's on a foss project so imma not dox myself lmao