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[–] Dirk@lemmy.ml 72 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I prefer this over an open space office. Thank you.

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Same, but after working from home for the past few years there's no way I'd take a job at an office.

[–] ParanoidPizzas@aussie.zone 27 points 2 years ago (1 children)

WFH > Office cubicle > Open plan chaos

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Open office is basically the company treating its employees with all the consideration they would afford to cattle.

[–] djmarcone@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Sweat shop.

[–] ultratiem@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Right! I was like wait you guys get cubicles?!

[–] azvasKvklenko@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 years ago

Exactly. I wouldn't mind that at all. Instead I have open space with one desk close to one another and people around me have meetings all day long and they just talk to somebody constantly. There are not enough conference rooms for everyone, so there's nothing one could do about it. It annoys me so much that I prefer to stay at home to work, even though I would definitely prefer office if it just wasn't so noisy and annoying.

[–] throws_lemy@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago

Yeah, at least you can sleep without anyone knowing

[–] zurohki@aussie.zone 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'm pretty sure that's code for "understaffed and lots of unpaid overtime".

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

unpaid overtime is such a mind boggling concept to me, if you don't pay me i'm.. not working? like, that's how employment works

[–] yogthos@lemmy.ml -2 points 2 years ago
[–] witx@lemmy.sdf.org 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where can I apply for such companies? I'd rather have this office than the open office crap we get these days.

[–] BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Right? It was a real meme talking shit about cubicles as white collar prisons. How horribly horribly wrong they were. It's open offices that are the 9th stage of hell as far as I'm concerned.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Willing

Why do people capitalize Random words in their sentences these days?

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

My Favorite Is People That Capitalize The First ~~Word~~ Letter Of Every ~~Letter~~ Word For No Reason.

[–] dabaldeagul@feddit.nl 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

First word of every letter?

Also I believe this is because some text fields are accidentally recognized as name inputs? It seems to happen automatically for my friends sometimes.

[–] Default_Defect@midwest.social 3 points 2 years ago

I think I was so focused on making sure to capitalize correctly that I got scrambled.

[–] ClemaX@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

Is this Neo's desk?

[–] donut4ever@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

With that chair? No, thanks. My back is hurting just by looking at it. Nothing like laying on the couch at home while working.

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

High ~~paced~~ blood pressure, from all the sedentary work

[–] Infynis@midwest.social 8 points 2 years ago

Why is the desk at bar height. I hate it

[–] yoz@aussie.zone 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fucking 9-5 HR people needs to understand what 9-5 is.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 years ago

I'm not sure I've ever worked a 9-5 honestly. Always 8-5, 8:30-5:30, or random other 9 hour (or more, worked 3/12.5 once) days. If we can't get rid of the 40 hour week I guess I'd prefer 4 10s, but 4 8s would be better.

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 3 points 2 years ago

Don't forget to put those new cover sheets on your TPS reports.

[–] datwillpowerdo@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My only real qualm is the chair could be nicer. Still nicer than a lot of the chairs where I work.