Oh shit, is that why nobody attended the 2009 Time Travelers party? No one wanted to be the person who killed the great Steven Hawking
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They knew waaaay more than the rest of us did at the time, you don't wanna get MeToo'd for a party you went to 100 years ago, do you?
The guy who speaks with a computer that reads his cheek movements is probably a good candidate for falling under "celebrities they flew in to provide a smoke screen."
I feel safe in assuming Hawking wasn't actually tied into an oligarchal pedophile conspiracy.
Yes but NOT traveling back in time to cause the black plague results in all kinds of worse timeline shenanigans.
The temporal trolley problem. Lol
There's a few of these
I think the biggest one for me is quite how much support Hitler apparently had in the Anglosphere before the wars.
Assuming he managed to grow that support without war, I have a feeling we would have potentially had a very fascist 50s across the world instead of the era of progressive politics we actually got. Then whatever inevitable revolution or nuclear winter that followed a couple of decades later, would leave the world looking very different to today.
I often wonder how different the world would be if Hitler had used his power for good.
He would not have managed to get any support if it wasn't for the hate and scapegoating, he'd be some unknown good guy.
That simply isn't true, contemporary sources make it clear that he had charisma to spare. The Weimar Republic was ripe for a radical populist movement due to a number of reasons, but that means a less hateful ideology could have succeeded as well. The period balanced on a political knife edge, and who knows what would have happened if he'd been a true believer in something actually helpful?
Travelling forward in time could also kill everyone... Our adaptive immune systems are developed somatically and purifying selection is nonzero in humans.
Right I think if some bloke brought me some OG plague from the 1200s, my body would have no clue.
Yeah but equally that original plague bacterium has no clue about antibiotics and no resistances. So you'll be fine. As probably will be people in the Future. Or they died out without you anyway.
Oh boy... Here I go, I'm so excited to see the year 2100! Goodbye everyone! Alright, hit the switch!...
Did you do it? Why's it not working? Oh no. There's no terminal there... What have we done?
A similar argument could be made for making first contact with an alien species. There's a decent chance one or both species carries some form of microscopic life that the other has no defenses against, assuming both species can even survive in the environment necessary for the other.
Not only will starship captains and crew not be able to have sex with the hot aliens they meet, "they have an nitrogen/oxygen atmosphere" won't mean the away team can land without environmental isolation suits. Planets with oxygen in their atmospheres might be the most dangerous ones out there for us.
I think chirality is something most people overlook in those situations too. Even if you found a world of beings exactly like you, a perfect earth with plants and low CO2 concentrations, if their proteins have opposite chirality to yours, you’re probably going to die of prion disease.
“Oh look a perfectly human person on an earth like planet I’m sure I can take my helmet off”. Nope. You just inhaled spores or skin cells or pollen or viruses or literally anything that contains “misfolded proteins” and if any of those get at all digested they could cause your body to produce more misfolded proteins, a cycle that will eventually lead to your demise.
“Look this plant isn’t poisonous” chirality is harder to check than chemical makeup. So yeah it has vitamin B but is it the kind that could kill you? (We don’t have to worry about this much on earth because basically all life on this planet makes and uses proteins of similar chirality)
“Wow that alien sex was great” too bad there were skin cells in saliva you both exchanged/ingested (or proteins in other bodily fluids) so you’re both going to die now.
Worst part is that prions are really slow acting. You could all be chilling in this wonderful earth like home for months until around the same time you all suddenly get sick and die. There’s no cure, so there’s nothing you can do besides leave a warning for the next crew who might stop by.
Oh and the same dangers go for native life on the planet too. To them you’re made of misfolded proteins so any scavengers who eat you and maybe even predators who eat them have a chance of developing and spreading prion disease. Your bodies are basically bioweapons. Any earth crops or animals you brought with would be biohazards too.
Prion diseases are not as simple as coming into contact with a protein composed of D-amino acids.
While it's still not fully known, it's generally one specific type of protein PrP^C that gets transformed by PrP^Sc, converting the C to Sc, and so on.
D-amino acids also occur naturally on earth.
As for B vitamins, none include proteins as far as I remember, they're all small(ish) molecules like biotin and folate. Also having a difference in stereochemistry with most of these vitamins, wouldn't cause toxicity.
Obviously there are some cases of small stereochemical changes being toxic (thalidomide). But generally small changes won't automatically make something toxic.
Prions wouldn't work like that. They would have to be very similar, and the same chirality, as our own proteins, or else the misfold would not self-replicate like prion diseases do.
I personally trust humanity that we will work out a way to have sex with something we shouldn't rather quickly. Our horniest scientiest and our brightest perverts will find a way, even if it's at great personal cost.
Obligatory "that Venn diagram is basically a circle."
Yeah, it is probably going to be one of the top 5 reasons to join a starship crew, so life will probably, ah, find a way. For all we know, NASA might even have a focus group working on this already.
BUT that doesn't mean it won't lead to the extinction of one or both species involved.
There's a decent chance one or both species carries some form of microscopic life that the other has no defenses against
I'd argue there's essentially zero change we'd be biologically similar enough for any microbes to bridge the gap. It's a big deal when microbes jump species here on earth
Not only will starship captains and crew not be able to have sex with the hot aliens they meet
Not so fast, we do have some convenient barrier device to avoid contamination in this context.
I guess it's possible to have safe alien sex with a full body latex suit and respirator. Though maybe think twice if the alien has sharp spike features.
Now that I think of it, if you can teleport or time travel and only you go but not the things on you (as is the case with pickier stories)... losing your clothes would be the least of your worries if the countless organisms didn't also go with you on the trip.
Goodbye, gut biome!
Sounds like philosophy of identity. What is you? Is only things with your DNA you? Will a bunch of dead hair, skin cells, and nails teleport with you? Are the things inside your body you? Is only your brain you and it will get transplanted into a new body in the future?
what about water in your cells? checking out the pyramids being built and showing up as a mummy? maybe tying time travel to biology is a bad idea
You time travel and are suddenly both very hungry and a little more bald, haha.
The time traveler's diarrhea
No, due to Earth constantly moving you'll end up in space
-Physics
You're just knowledgeable enough to know that Earth moves, but not intelligent enough to know that there's no absolute reference frame it moves in respect to.
If you don't continue travelling with the Earth along its path when you time travel, you could literally end up at any random point in the universe, unless you pick a different, arbitrary, body to move in reference to.
But the universe is also constantly expanding. So the frame of reference becomes obsolete because it's at an entirely different point in space now.
Lol, like the people time traveling wouldn't be able to shift the absolute position in space....
hey I invented time travel, but there's one thing I can't figure out... how do you travel in space?
People say this but the reality is that you are already traveling through time and you aren't teleporting into the space where the Earth used to be. Just as traveling backward would essentially just reverse that process. i.e unless you specifically design a time travel device to kill you that way, thats not how time travel works.
I think a time travel device would, itself, need to be a spaceship anyway. And since it would have to travel FTL to achieve time travel in the first place, getting back to where Earth is at that point in time shouldn't be difficult.
That's why you get a T.A.R.D.I.S.
To be less hypothetical and more scary: Think about all the ancient pathogens that are dormant in the permafrost. Those could become a real problem when it starts to thaw because of global warming.
There was already an outbreak of thousand year old Anthrax from thawed animal corpses in Siberia several years ago.
Or any smallpox samples sitting in the back of an old lab, like the ones they found in 2014. Or the smallpox samples that the US and Russian governments keep ~~as WMDs~~ for research purposes.
This is (kinda) part of The Witcher books. Ciri hops universes and gets stuck on Earth during the black plague. When she hops back to her own universe, she unknownly takes a bit back with her, thus starting the Catriona plague on The Continent.
This is a plot point in The Accidental Time Machine: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/21608.The_Accidental_Time_Machine; the main character
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jumps forward into the future a bunch of times, longer jumps each time, and hits a time where the human population is almost gone, and they're like "yeah, the fucking time travelers keep showing up and bringing old diseases"
Glove and Boots did a fantastic take on this very concept. https://youtu.be/75nBenOWul0?si=4lTY2at2aHtaqN-F&t=144
I’ve felt this would be similar for generation ships. If our civilizations get met up again, everyone would probably die.
That must be the origin of Covid, it explains why they can't find where it actually came from.
We're all traveling forwards through time.