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[–] cloudless@lemmy.cafe 75 points 7 months ago (15 children)
[–] Vent@lemm.ee 73 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Oh, the entire continent is fair game?

5 days 20 hours to drive from bottom of Panama to top of Alaska

[–] Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 69 points 7 months ago (6 children)

Oh the entire continent is fair game

Don't make me post a journey from County Cork to Vladivostok you daftie 😂

[–] Vent@lemm.ee 41 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please do! I must know the longest possible drive in every continent.

[–] psud@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I think you'd start in Capetown

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 26 points 7 months ago (3 children)

It takes three screenshots

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[–] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)

That spans multiple continents. The pan american highway, if it weren't for a small gap in panama, would be over 20,000 km.

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[–] odium@programming.dev 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Vladivostok is Asia imo. East of the Urals/Turkey is Asia by most definitions.

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[–] uis@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

186 hours to Magadan. 22 hours more than to Vladivostok.

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[–] cloudless@lemmy.cafe 45 points 7 months ago (5 children)

OP said eurobean. As far as I know, Europe is a continent. Anyway, borders are meaningless.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 7 months ago (6 children)

except that's not the continent, that's all within the EU, which is equivalent to the USA.

The uncomfortable truth is that the US isn't special, and you can't use the size of it to justify things being shit.

[–] Vent@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

The EU is not at all equivalent to the USA. The US federal government has a looot more power than the EU and the states a lot less autonomy than EU countries. Also, culture is more homogeneous across the US than across the EU.

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[–] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

Counterpoint: all countries in the European case are in the Schengen area, and you can make the entire journey without ever having to take your passport out of your pocket. The same cannot be said in the American case.

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[–] ChillPenguin@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Are there beans in Sagres or Barentshavet?

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[–] giantfloppycock@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

Checkmate, Americans

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[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 57 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The Eurobean Mind Cannot Comprehend

Cannot comprehend miles? Yeah, use a measurement system that makes sense!

[–] the_grass_trainer@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago (3 children)

We do, but only for bullets.

[–] fishbone@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What's so hard to comprehend? 4 inches to a hand, 3 hands to a foot, and 5280 feet to a mile. It's a straightforward pattern!

(I hope it's not needed, but this is definitely sarcasm)

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago

Everybody loves those explicit sarcasm indicators. Really makes the whole joke hit harder.

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[–] Lemmeenym@lemm.ee 51 points 7 months ago (2 children)

My mind can't comprehend those walking and biking numbers. The walking is about 70 miles a day. That's more than double the average distance of a one day ultra marathon done everyday for a month and a half. The biking distance is about 255 miles a day. Roughly 2.5x the average daily distance for the Tour de France. I want to meet the people who can do that.

[–] scoobford@lemmy.zip 68 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Google maps doesn't account for breaks. They're assuming you can walk at 3mph, and however much time you need to rest and eat is up to you.

Just like 1 day and 23 hours is only drive time. They're not accounting for the naps that you will definitely need.

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[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 7 months ago

It takes me 20 minutes to walk one mile at a normal pace. That would mean walking pretty much the whole 24 hours.

[–] Godnroc@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Honey, wake up, Lemmy is posting bean memes again!

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[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 35 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The real thing that breaks the Euro mind about this is that you go all that way and cross 3 rails, all quite close together all things considered

#america

[–] jake_jake_jake_@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

if you are on an expressway, and often roads smaller, usually grade crossings are avoided if possible. either the rail is on a bridge, and the road dips under, or the road is on a bridge and crosses the rail. it won't show as a hazard on the route in either of those cases.

[–] gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's also insanely inconsistent about showing them depending on zoom level when you look at the same route

I was just making a joke at our piss poor rail systems expense

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 24 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Try getting from one side of NYC to the other.

Two days is child's play.

[–] gregorum@lemm.ee 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (3 children)

Take the L train like everybody else.

Or the E if you’re uptown

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (4 children)
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[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago (2 children)

But why does the train take twice as long?

[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 7 months ago

Most railways are privately owned by freight companies which passenger trains must also use. Because of this, freight trains always get priority for using the rail first while passenger trains have to wait for the line to clear before proceeding.

[–] stembolts@programming.dev 10 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

47 hours isn't so bad. I drove San Fran CA to Charlotte NC once and it took 69 hours with stops for sleep included.

But, your core point is still valid, I've kinda always wondered that too. I guess the other replyee explained it, freight trains get priority.

To compare a train ride I took once, I took a train from Charlotte NC to Detroit MI and that took 24 hours. The drive is 10 hours.

My takeaway, maybe we should build dedicated rails for hauling people.. wait, the auto industry doesn't want us to have that and lobbies expressly against it? Fuckers. Back to reality, all US politicians are owned by corporations and oppose train infrastructure expansion, and yes, I recognize the main opposition is conservatives. But on this topic quite a few liberals are probably opposing it also, I actually don't know and am speaking from generic observations.

Nonetheless, corporate lobbying is the root cause. Aka legalized corruption.

The reason I highlighted conservatives is because they oppose absolutely anything that costs money (which is everything), and they spend all their efforts banning books/lifestyles/scientific-phrases and well, science and medical advice from science and medicine experts. That's all banned too. But not guns, because "bans don't work," (except in every other civilized first world nation in existence, but wait that doesn't feel good to think about) so conservatives ignore that.

So you know, I guess it's not my fault that I assume Republicans are the root cause to this problem too, since they are the root cause behind most Americans' ills.

For all you "both sides bad" people, great, so introduce ranked choice voting in your state. That would disrupt both conservative and liberal life-long politicians. If you won't do that, when you say "both sides bad" you are actually saying "Republicans aren't that bad".

Ranked choice voting, bitches. Do that shit. Read about how it works before you go ask the people in power and media-shills about it, spoiler, they fucking hate the idea because it would dethrone quite a few of them.

(Shoots AR15 into the air, the traditional American greeting and salutation for departure).

Have a nice day.

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 21 points 7 months ago (3 children)

The big difference here is that most Europeans would never make that drive, while an American would cherish it as a holiday.

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[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 16 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I’m sorry but Eurobeans are the OBs. Ask our living God-King:

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[–] tombruzzo@lemm.ee 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This farm grows baked beans?

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[–] woelkchen@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago (16 children)

Yeah, no idea what a mi is in sensible units.

[–] Squorlple@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago (2 children)

1 mile ≈ 528 halves of a giraffe

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[–] Subdivide6857@midwest.social 6 points 7 months ago

You don’t want to hear about how many American football fields are in a mile?

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[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago

The selected route has tolls in Kansas. The northern route will be pretty similar but free, at least until Illinois, I've never gone beyond that.

[–] Entropywins@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

It's weird that it's not putting you on I-44 from St Louis to OKC.

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[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah shit. Here we go with the beans again, unbeanlievable.

[–] SacrificedBeans@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

Bean there, done that

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