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Experts say ‘cocaine sharks’ may be feasting on drugs dumped off Florida (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 1 year ago by princess@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] totallynotarobot@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Is it cocaine, or “hallucinatory drugs”? This article seems to think those are the same thing.

This reporter clearly does not know how to do drugs right. They should go chill with some coked up sharks to learn the ways.

[–] ngdev@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

sharks could be feasting on bales of hallucinatory drugs

Yes, cocaine. The psychedelic.

[–] lntl@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I get "crack baby" vibes from this piece

[–] LemmySoloHer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

"Crack Baby Shark" would be a good title for a mashup of the Crack Baby cadence and the song Baby Shark.

[–] ahbi_santini@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Experts says a lot of shit