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Interview (lemmy.zip)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

edit: Her name is "Daisy".

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[–] AtHeartEngineer@lemmy.world 37 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Lots of up votes, no comments 🀣

[–] digdug@kbin.social 33 points 7 months ago

Did she happen to have the entire interview recorded? Would be nice to see how well she did.

[–] Grobmobularb@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 38 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] evening_push579@feddit.nu 12 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Searching on my private phone instead of the corporate owned work laptop was the correct choice here.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Are... You not familiar with the couch?

[–] CodingCarpenter@lemm.ee 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I posted it but got auto modded

Look for backroom-casting-daisy

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 28 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 38 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Thanks for the happy reminder that this sack of shit is still dead.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

Dude, I actually forgot he was ! Happy reminder indeed

[–] mkuznetsoff@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Silvio Berlusconi, former prime minister of Italy.

[–] mkuznetsoff@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 7 months ago

Took forever to find out, but, "Daisy" on backroomcasting.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 7 months ago

No worries, she Def. Gonna nail it!

[–] FeelzGoodMan420@eviltoast.org 18 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Sorry to compare Lemmy to Reddit. But if this was posted on Reddit, sauce would have been given immediately. It's been hours here and no sauce. Shame on you guys.

[–] Doll_Tow_Jet-ski@kbin.social 11 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Since I seem to be the only one not getting this, I'm gonna ask: Can someone explain?

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 100 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Specifically, "casting couch".

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Name a legit reason why there is a couch in an office, you are taking a picture of someone interviewing for a job with you, and the angle of the camera suggests you taking the picture upwards.

It's also, I have heard from friends, a common introduction scene in porn.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

None of that occurred to me, so I was also confused.

I guess I don't watch enough porn...

Which is weird, because I watch a lot of porn/

[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I’m afraid this will be me in a couple of months, after my job assignment ends.

[–] squid_slime@lemm.ee 5 points 7 months ago

I'd interview you 😊

[–] Samsy@lemmy.ml 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] idlehands@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I’m going to be so poor soon.

[–] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 10 points 7 months ago

I imagine she’ll get some stiff questioning.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Whomst, dammit! Whomstβ€½

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Here in the comments looking for the guy that knows the exact porn this is from who the actress is and what kind of camera they used to film it.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 4 points 7 months ago

This too me a minute, but it made me guffaw. Thanks!

[–] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

the punchline is porn how creative