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[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemm.ee 78 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Ok, I'll be that guy. Yes, the kid actually did win all these matches. Though it's not clear whether the old guys were masters, grandmasters, or just old.

[–] Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago

The real grandmasters were the old guys we made along the way

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

"Twenty graybeards sitting in a square played chess yesterday in Paris against a very small boy 8 years old, and he beat them all. Among the graybeards were some of the best players in France, and one at least, whose boast it is that he drew with Capablanca, the Pan-American chess champion..."

[–] Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world 49 points 7 months ago (1 children)

He should have put them in a circle and mimiced the moves of the masters cross from each other, in other words, make them play against each other instead

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 7 months ago

I watched that magic special as well.

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Why does the second one from the left look like putin

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago

In Soviet Russia, chess plays you

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Because if you sum up every average mug in Russia, you'll get Putin.

You're not very good spy if you have very unique and conspicuous face.

[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.ml 16 points 7 months ago (3 children)

I'd easily be able to defeat half of them

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

I'd easily be able to be defeated by all of them.

[–] Opisek@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 7 months ago

Yes in chess.

It is hard to move a piece when you are buried in the ground.

[–] p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

No in hand to hand combat you fool Jesus read the room

[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 0 points 7 months ago

I would pay to see that.

[–] 5C5C5C@programming.dev 1 points 7 months ago

I could easily defeat 600,000 babies in a chess match.

[–] FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 9 points 7 months ago

Who could've guessed

[–] bnfdhfdhfd2@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 5 points 7 months ago

I'd get the same result.

[–] unreachable@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago
[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 3 points 7 months ago

Heartwarming story

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 7 months ago

I'm as good as American Chess Grandmaster Reshevsky!

[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

"back in my day..."

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

You grow with your tasks