i think these two are working in the same company
this post was submitted on 17 Jul 2023
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Stock photo "ecologist"
poor tree, i hope it is doing well...
Skin on your fingertips is overrated anyways /s
Third-degree burns build character!
This is just an old trick for building up your calluses
DIY custom gloves
I thought the person in the picture was reading code on a tablet device, and was wondering what is wrong with the picture. :D
Why is the code printed in dark mode!?!
Perhaps it's an effort to save companies that sell printer cartridges
Maybe they work for HP, it's their way to give back.
The answer is simple: Marketing people doing marketing things
And with a file browser sidebar 🤦
I thought tablet, then I thought the post was about the way they were bending the tablet's screen with their thumb, then I finally realised it was paper. Holding a printout of a screen shot just didn't enter my mind.
You gotta love stock photos. My favourite is the one where the code is projected across the room and the developer's face.
hackerman.jpg
That's how you know you're about to enter the matrix
Boss gets paid a dollar, I get paid a dime, that's why I [printscreen and walk to the printer instead of copy/pasting code] on company time.
This is proper procedure when you're paid by the hour.
and always make sure to print your code in dark mode, don't want anyone who sees it to think you're weird
Average front end dev
Actual image of a python dev trying to write to the console with javascript.
This remind me of the "Print your most salient lines of code and bring to me"
Image of Musk reading code he asked to be printed
When you like computer science but also hate trees.
Simple, she works at Twitter. Just preparing for a code review with Elon.