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submitted 1 year ago by beforan@lemm.ee to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] dan@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

                                 has entered the chat.

[–] joel_anderson@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You ok? Looks like you just spaced out there for a solid minute

[–] beforan@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

They're non breaking so he should be, well, not broken.

[–] perishthethought@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

C/dad jokes is leaking...

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

MOM! The kid next door had a stroke again!

[–] beforan@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

A key stroke?

[–] lemann@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My best friend when formatting Markdown

[–] FUsername@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Formatting? I think the word you search for is abusing, ain't it?

[–] LaggyKar@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What sucks is that Outlook for some unfathomable reason inserts CSS that sets the paragraph spacing to 0 into all e-mail. So when you reply to someone who uses Outlook, you have to do that crap.

[–] beforan@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Oh god email clients are a whole other world of pain from browsers. My condolences.

[–] jcGyo@kbin.social 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why does the kid have an an-cap bowtie?

[–] beforan@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Cos he did in the template I used 😅 not intentional, my bad.