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[–] odium@programming.dev 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] tubbadu@lemmy.kde.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Saneless@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I ain't but various branches are. Knee branch and elbow branch have reached EOL

[–] chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 year ago

I'm a plaintext git patch sent via email and lost in the maintainer's spam folder

[–] Xylight@lemmy.xylight.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] captainkaba@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

Nah Bro imma cherry pick u

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stable in the streets, -experimental in the sheets

[–] gchap@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotta have that nightly release

[–] lemmington@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

this is gold, cumming at night has never been put so eloquently

[–] habanhero@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 year ago

How many contributors in this latest release?

[–] baduhai@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I'm an unstable male. Fun to play with, lots of problems.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’m an experimental branch, try all your kinky stuff here then throw me away

[–] lemmington@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

ok meeeeeeee