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[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 68 points 7 months ago (10 children)
[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 24 points 7 months ago

The fact that they were both colourless liquids meant that handling accidents were common, as in the case of one unfortunate ground crewman who inadvertently poured a container of T-Stoff into another containing a small quantity of C-Stoff. As author William Green recounts: “Before he realized the magnitude of his mistake his remains had been spread thinly over the entire test shed.”

Delightful.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 16 points 7 months ago

engineers: lets fill it with human dissolving liquid, what could go wrong?

pilots: 🫠

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 7 months ago

And this is what happens when you combine the aeromorph and vore fetishes

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'm reading this article in Simon Whistler's voice. It's impossible not to.

[–] wwaxen@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I've heard of the soup Nazi but this is ridiculous!

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Soup for you!

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 months ago

Whoa, this is neat. And the site reminds be of stmbleupon

[–] Justas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 7 months ago

Still less evil than cold borscht.

[–] bane_killgrind@kbin.social 2 points 7 months ago
[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago

Remind me of Raiders of the Lost Ark

[–] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 64 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Tiiiiny nitpick: overland camo is, well, land colored. Marine camo is ocean colored. Basically, whatever color would be below the hardware when an enemy viewed it is the theme you want. For instance, ocean camo overland? Ain't camouflage, now is it?

[–] nuke@sh.itjust.works 122 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Too credible.

None of this matters, everything was in black and white back then anyway until color was invented.

[–] BigMikeInAustin@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rock n Roll -> Sex -> Drugs -> Color

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 10 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Yes, in "western" society Albert Hoffmann was the first person to see color. Among eg. Amazon tribes and First Nations folks in the US seeing color was more common, thanks to religious uses of hallucinogens.

[–] HoustonHenry@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Anyone remember that Canadian kids show that changed from b&w to color during the broadcast?

Edit- spelling

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

What if youre inverted?

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 14 points 7 months ago (1 children)

iirc this thing was insanely good to fly but insanely dangerous to fly.

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I'd heard the exact opposite about it being good to fly, specifically that it was incredibly hard to turn

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

If you know where you're going, you don't have to turn!

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 7 months ago

Oh yeah, this is a rocket plane. You only get a few minutes of bat-out-of-hell fwooshing before the fuel runs out and you engage in a controlled descent looking for some place to ~~crash~~ ~~not crash~~ ditch safely, and then walk away (hopefully not in enemy-controlled territory). The prop assisted in providing a bit more range on descent.

It it weren't in the middle of a war, this might be a ballsy sport.

[–] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 11 points 7 months ago

On actually seeing the aircraft fly, Udet reportedly flew into a rage, declaring: “That is no airplane, leave it alone! I forbid you to fly it again.”

Most credible Generaloberst Ernst Udet, tut tut no vision

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 7 months ago
[–] force@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

isn't that the jet that used human dissolving fuel

[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 8 points 7 months ago
[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

If the Luftwaffe flight sims informed, its not the tendency of the plane to explode due to mismanaged engines that'll kill you, but the super-finicky landing skids on terrain, rather than wheels on a landing strip.

But then, going up against a sea of B-17s in a Bf-109 was pretty suicidal anyway, so Luftwaffe pilots were willing to try anything, including rocket planes.

Tbf, it was pretty suicidal for the day bombing B-17s too. They were some brave MFs.

[–] fuckingkangaroos@lemm.ee 3 points 7 months ago

They were getting desperate late in the war.

A "probably-one-way 🤷🏼‍♂️" plane would at least seem better than a Zero kamikaze.