Dude has a point though. In cinemas in the Netherlands you can just buy big ass beer bottles anyway so what's the bfd
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Having a large beer vs getting very drunk on liquor is quite different, no?
Not when you're a lightweight like me!
#relatable
The Americans and their Puritan BS.
We have movie theaters here in the US that let you buy and drink alcohol too.
Alamo Drafthouse is the superior movie watching experience. Also if that dad talked to you like OP, you could get him kicked out!
They even have a bar at AMC now too. It's gone mainstream
I am not generally a movie goer. I prefer watching at home where I control the temperature, food, volume, company, and amount of floor stickiness.
That being said, my friends drug me to the Alamo Drafthouse a couple of years ago to catch a movie and I LOVE that place. It's comfortable, the food is edible (not great, but not gross), and I can get completely schnookered while watching their throwback movies or the graveyard shift.
So now I actually hit the theater from time to time.
yeah, I just hate when the floor isn't sticky enough!
It ain't a real movie theater unless I'm in danger of losing a shoe.
I won’t even watch a movie out anymore if I can’t have a beer or three in the theater :p
Yours might be the best (and/or most concerning) username I've encountered here so far :)
Since allegedly the whole cinema was full of "parents and children", it clearly was a afternoon screening.
Like, just go to a late screening if you want to drink?
Don't tell me when to drink in public.
dude has a point
Damn straight
it's about alcohol
Ha ha, yeah
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Probably was just mad he was't sharing. Why else would he sit next to him?
quick wristy?
That last sentence. What the fuck.
Is this your first day on the internet or something
I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don't know is why.
I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?
It's called a "punchline".
I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!
I thought that was the most reasonable part...
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No matter one's views on drinking at a cinema...
The dad's an idiot. How the fuck are kids going to realize that's booze in a dark theatre, especially if their dad is between them? He ruined the experience for his kids by constantly drawing attention and letting the kids realize something was up, not Drunky Anon
Depending on the booze you can tell -- if he's taking swigs of vodka or whiskey it's pretty easy to know
And he was taking chugs, aaaand ended drunk, so it wasn't beer. Also, the smell.
That was a good read.
Land of the free
Can't drink in the cinema
In fairness I did watch a movie in a disney cinema once that actually had a bar, drinking my long island iced tea during the movie was a great experience.
After the "Quiet on Set" drop, and Nickelodeon not being nearly as wealthy, anon probably has a good point about Jessica Rabbit.
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