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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets drunk at the movies (feddit.de)

submitted 7 months ago by Oiconomia@feddit.de to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 54 points 7 months ago (6 children)

That last sentence. What the fuck.

[–] Gigan@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago

Is this your first day on the internet or something

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 57 points 7 months ago

I know there is some shady shit going on in the background. What I don't know is why.

[–] reev@sh.itjust.works 18 points 7 months ago

I agree. Is in not universally accepted that Nick is clearly the hottest?

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's called a "punchline".

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 4 points 7 months ago

I’m so used to greentexts being sincerely pathetic that it flew right past me. My bad!

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Are you new to the internet? Should we tell you about rule 34?

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

"I will not turn into a snake. It never helps."

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

It’s possible to know about something for years and still be freaked out when it shows up.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's also always possible to be part of the lucky 10,000. Feel free to ask if you want to learn more about Rule 34 or goatse, I'm sure someone will be along shortly with some educational material. :)

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 1 points 7 months ago

I’m sure they will lol

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 7 months ago

I thought that was the most reasonable part...