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🍞 National Melba Toast Day🍞

πŸ• National Puppy DayπŸ•

Disclaimer: Not together. That's just wrong.

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[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 16 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I'm so glad I adopted a fluffy little friend. She makes things ok when shit gets hectic.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago

Oh Gibson you're so beautiful.

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

How weird. Somebody keeps calling my hotel room phone and then hanging up the moment I answer. I can't figure out how to unplug it but I put the ringer on mute. My balcony light also keeps getting turned on and off. I don't like this. This is what happens in horror movies before some ghost tips the wardrobe over. It's kinda cooked because I literally JUST turned my light off to go to sleep. Fuck off ghost I wanna sleep

Edit: woah I can say I became an old man this weekend... I learnt how a stamp works, I'm being prank called by kids. Bloody brilliant

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Now you just need to yell at clouds to complete the trifecta

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[–] Llabyrinthine@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Being sick sucks. I am still so snotty, I am literally a human snot block.

It’s disgusting.

I hope everyone has had a lovely day!

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[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 points 8 months ago
[–] Baku@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

I’m longing for water day alreadyπŸ’¦

Feeling a bit low. Went to the gym which kinda helped. Decided not to go out and save my money for next weekend.

Enjoy your evening everyone ❀️

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Hike on Mt Macedon was disappointing as the track was closed due to back burning.

It was gloriously wet and cold though, which was nice.

Wife went shopping with daughter and they surprised me with a really nice top. Loving it.

Got a new game, went out for dinner now just chilling and watching a stupid move whilst waiting for the edibles to kick in.

Fat cat sleeping nearby.

Hope everyone has a good evening and night.

[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I wish I wasn't an ex addict. The whole edibles thing sounds like such a good time. We didn't really have them when I was younger.

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[–] Seagoon_@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

Woke up with plans to go to flea market. Take the 92 tram, get off at Place Stephanie, walk down behind the Palaise de Justice, then down the little alley , et voila, je ici de Rue Haute et la Puce.

oookaaay . I am not in that house or even country anymore πŸ˜΅β€πŸ’«πŸ˜‚ Crazy dreams.

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

Second last day in Adelaide, flying out tomorrow. Shit sleep again. Almost everybody got back pissed last night and I'm in a room that's right in front of the elevator, so all night I was just hearing Bing Bong followed by 2 minutes of laughing followed by screaming teenagers yelling "cunt" more than even the most methed up far north Queensland bogans

I'm at a yuppy weird cafe for breakfast today. Their menu says they're a not for profit social enterprise cafe. Everything here is all sustainable, their bacon's like fake but still real? It's not vegan or vego, so it's not facon, but it sure as hell is not actual bacon

Decided to skip the opening plenary but I'll get their just in time to talk at people

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 7 points 8 months ago

Morning all.

I saw Miriam Margolyes last night. Brilliant.

[–] Alamutjones@aussie.zone 6 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Gym achieved. Time to market. I will be taking requests

[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago

To market to market to buy a fat pig. A nice fat pig please, and a selection of weird and exotic fruits and vegetables. Some of the nice King Island butter too. Smoked eels if they have any. If there's a secondhand book on watchmaking, then please get that. Here's some money πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’²πŸ’². Keep the change, or give it to a homeless person or busker.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

portuguese tart pls thx mum

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago

I’m in need of some mustard seeds. Any colour. The cats have eaten all the cress.

[–] Baku@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (3 children)

I've finished talking at people. It didn't go that well. I was meant to go second, but at the very last minute (23 seconds, to be exact), they told me the first woman was running late and that I had to go first. I managed to confuse the inclusion manager from a community service org and the engagement officer from Qlds version of dffh. Lots of ums and uhhs

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Oh. You survived. Much big hooray

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[–] imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

I have been giving talks at stuff for years and I feel like this after every one. You will have the lowest opinion of it than anyone else - I promise.

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[–] Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (5 children)

KFC doesn't taste as good as I remember...

[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

It never did

[–] MeanElevator@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Red rooster is so much better

[–] StudChud@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago

This is the truth.

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[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

TIL Leunig looks like Germaine Greer

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[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I left it too late to put the roast onπŸ™ah well tomoz.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Unless it’s a whole goat or something seems like plenty of day left??

[–] useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It takes around 7 hours all up and I don’t really like eating dinner too late for some reason.

[–] Catfish@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Right so what time tomorrow should everyone turn up?

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[–] Baku@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Baku@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago (3 children)
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[–] Thornburywitch@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Thick slice of fresh bread, toasted on both sides. Then split in half across the whole slice with a sharp or serrated knife and the insides that were soft are then toasted. Basically half slice thickness toasted VERY crispy but not too brown. Delicious with melted butter or dip. My personal favorite after bible leaf toast.

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Gross cat ear stuffWell that sucked. I didn't do the first ear wash well enough the first time (she hated it, so I didn't wipe or repeat) so this morning there was no skimping. I found and watched the company's Youtube video, warmed the bottle of ear cleaner first by sitting the bottle in water, then kept massaging glugs in and wiping it out with cotton wool. Safety glasses were a good call. I may wear a mask next time to keep the splashes off my mouth. Kitty was doing the dog shake.

The black dirt wasn't severe but it just kept coming out. You're meant to do it until no more comes out but it took a very long time and I had to wrap Melbcat in a towel for the first time ever (not spicy just overwhelmed and trying to leave) so I did the best I could. Washed my face, changed my clothes. She's hiding in the other room pretty traumatized. Next time I might give more time for her pain meds to kick in first. In a few hours we'll do the antibiotic drops again.

I think I'm meant to do this twice a day an hour/hour and a half before the drops. I wish the emergency vet had written down the instructions. I hope the first proper clean out was the worst of it. My poor little cat. She was so good despite being terrified.

[–] bacon@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (2 children)

a dog and sandwich bread

that’s a sausage 🌭

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[–] calhoon2005@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

20 odd years ago I remember listening to a country show on RRR on Saturday mornings. This has been a decent substitute - https://somafm.com/bootliquor/

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

A sausage roll and a Vietnamese iced coffee to start the busy day.......on the couch.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Ticked a couple more preserves off the To Do list. 6 jars of sweet mustard pickles, and 16 jars of bruchetta topping (basically a marinaded tomato and herb mix).

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[–] melbaboutown@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Cat vomCat was sick twice today - instead of getting up right away I passed out again (after calling the vet) and only dreamed I cleaned it. Now those spots are soaking with enzyme spray cleaner and will be getting a second scrub after that.

At least I don’t have to wash her ears out twice a day before drops! (Though it mentions it very confusingly on the bottle.) It’s once or twice a week.

I haven’t got a text back about help getting her to the usual vet and they say the vomiting could just be stress, so I’ll watch her and recuperate myself. Then if need be I’ll do the taxi rigmarole (cheaper than pet Uber), eat the cost and hope I manage lifting her in and out.

I really wish things would get easier or something good would happen

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] bacon@aussie.zone 3 points 8 months ago

Hail the Rain Gods!

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