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Follow the instructions:

Where the fuck am I supposed to put the brownie? It comes in an otherwise self-contained tray.

Why even add the fucking brownie if I have nowhere to put it?

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 22 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I always put the brownie in the garbage because they fuckin suck anyway.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 6 months ago

This is the best take.

[–] OmegaMouse@pawb.social 8 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

The first image is kinda low res, and I initially read it as:

Remove him from the brownie. Slit him over chicken. Cook on HIGH.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 6 months ago

In fairness, he probably deserves it.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

Put it on a plate; or eat it as a Snack whule you wait

[–] HeyJoe@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

I have a soft spot for hungry man dinners... I never had them often but even growing up they were probably a once every 3 months type of fast cheap meal. Tried them a few years ago and it was shockingly still the same, which I can't say about most things 20 years later. I also love the brownie! If you use the oven it comes out fine and very crispy.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

put it on the plastic from the brownie section

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

I mean sure, but instructions say to remove it. Also, if you fail to do so, it becomes a molten and burned mess.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I mean take the plastic from above the brownie, put it on the counter, then put the brownie on top of that while you stick the rest back in the microwave

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

That is a good option! Just have to do the "ow my fingers are burning" dance for a bit.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 6 months ago

If you don't have a utensil for subsequently eating the corn and the chicken with which to transfer the brownie, there are possibly deeper issues at play.

[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I spent years where I was in a terrible depression and ate Hungry Man meals on a very regular basis. I still enjoy this one, the chicken with mashed potatoes and corn meal. I stir the corn into the mashed potatoes. The salisbury steak meal is also tasty.

I buy these at my local bodega about twice a year, now. Most meals are home-cooked by my partner, but she allows that I sometimes just want my crappy junk food because I grew up in the midwest of the USA and that's how we ate. This is one of those "makes me happy" foods that requires no effort.

Disclosure: I also like SpaghettiOs

Edit: I don't eat the brownie. I just don't remove it and let it overcook and char.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The solution is to eat real food.

[–] jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I wish I had the luxury of time to do that consistently.

[–] Num10ck@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

its faster cheaper and healthier to just eat 5 bananas for dinner than this.

[–] bachatero@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Sunday Meal Prep?

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can just eat cans of soup or stew. You are absolutely not forced to eat these disgusting plates of shit.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Look, I get that there are other alternatives than Hungry Man dinners...but idk that your comment is it. Imagine eating canned soup everyday. That sucks too.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's extremely easy to never eat hungry man dinners. I don't need to exhaustively describe every possible meal lol

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Look, man. I just mean that if you're advocating for an alternative, a nearly equally shitty one isn't necessarily the way to go lol