this post was submitted on 21 Mar 2024
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[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 90 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

The third panel should have been Anakin zoomed out with a bazonga matching codpiece

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Or just the exact same bazongas

[–] ThunderclapSasquatch@startrek.website 7 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm pretty sure I've seen that pair stuck to Gandalf

[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 31 points 8 months ago

Looks improved to me.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 28 points 8 months ago (6 children)

That's some Boomer humor right there.

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 58 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I don't know why we're giving boobie memes to boomers

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago

Boober humor?

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maybe if it was a simply drawn comic with big noses... I dont really see what you mean. It's just low-brow.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

It's them titties that are low, not the brow.

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

So much back pain.

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Them low bazonka-wonkas

[–] Senseless@feddit.de 2 points 8 months ago

Huge "bonk go to horny jail" energy.

[–] szczuroarturo@programming.dev 21 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I do certainly see a big quality improvment

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

improvements*

[–] arymandias@feddit.de 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Gotta love big naturals, them tit-ass biggies.

[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 8 months ago

no no, that's just a welding variant

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Her maguppies became bazongas!

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I believe the proper terminology is Badondonks

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I believe the proper terminology is Badonkadonks

FTFY

[–] WillySpreadum@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Badonkadonk is a big butt, friend, not boobs.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 3 points 8 months ago

A man of culture ... my apologies .. thank you for the correction

[–] TheControlled@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

That's a big butt

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago

They sure did

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Looks like 2D quality or higher.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] WillySpreadum@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

c/thatsthejoke

2D = DD

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Those look just like my mom’s tits.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It’s my turn to play with them tonight.

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago

😬... trailerpark family 😂...

[–] PCChipsM922U@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Oh man 😬... you don't wanna share that in this comm 😬...

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

She shares them with everyone anyways.

[–] motor_spirit@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Holy shit I'm slippin, I knew I was in questionable space.. felt wrong 🫠

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Gonna improve something, that's for sure.