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[โ€“] kspatlas@artemis.camp 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They found out she wasn't pregnant

[โ€“] machinaeZER0@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a House episode about it.

[โ€“] GCanuck@lemmy.world 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe the one on the left is pregnant? Ever think of that?

[โ€“] animelivesmatter@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[โ€“] Gork@lemm.ee 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Dude we should never assume a person is pregnant, regardless of how pregnant she looks.

[โ€“] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Maybe she ate a comically large spoon full of ice cream

[โ€“] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 8 points 1 year ago

But just the spoon, without the ice cream

[โ€“] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago

My little sister once said to me, "You look pregnant, but you're not."

Shit was hilarious but also hurt. Made me motivated to lose weight.

[โ€“] Gruntyfish@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Needed to make sure it wasn't a watermelon

[โ€“] Diabolo96@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Sir, Your wife isn't pregnant, she's got 16 weeks of gas built up inside her intestines. We need to operate her ASAP or you'll have the taste of shit in your mouth for the next 6 months, her funeral be with a closed casket and you'll more than likely require therapy for the rest of your life

[โ€“] dadGPT@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

they just found out that they are going to have twins.

[โ€“] germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One line = one child

Two lines = two children

[โ€“] Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

Three lines = it's all spiders

[โ€“] Ddhuud@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Not a tumor! Phew!

[โ€“] outer_spec@lemmy.studio 1 points 1 year ago

I mean. She could have just been fat