this post was submitted on 02 Mar 2024
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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Better Me will never know the joy of having the Cheetos bag all to myself, and a quiet night's rest with nobody there, and having the world's brightest high quality flashlight in my pocket. Worser Me never has to suffer and endure all that jetlag of constant travelling with supermodel girlfriend, and keeping track of all those pocketfuls of passports, and venereal prescriptions, and custody support hearings. Yeah, I know exactly what Better Me paid to time travel with a ghost. He can go suck a 100 year old egg.

[–] Ashyr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 11 months ago

What flashlight though?

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That means that other version of me is worse off than me because at least I haven't had to have been haunted.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Conversely, you're just not important enough to haunt

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I'm fine without the FOMO for being haunted

[–] kopasz7@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

*JOMO (joy of missing out)

[–] amoistgrandpa@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] kopasz7@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Should have jean that coming

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago
[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 16 points 11 months ago

And to think I thought I couldn’t get any more depressed than I already am. Damn you, OP.

[–] Limeey@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago

This feels like a good Robot Chicken bit

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

And present you doesn't even use proper grammar and punctuation.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Plague is good, top tier 2d girlfriends

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 0 points 11 months ago
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

Nah, that's fair.