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[–] Laserpeen@lemmy.world 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] AFallingAnvil@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago

I may not survive very long, but I'll be damned if I don't spawn an absolutely legendary tale

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

I think I'm in trouble

[–] prayer@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Neato@ttrpg.network 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No clue what it'll be but it'll certainly be rad.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

I just want to say, that your username is Neato.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago
[–] Diplomjodler@feddit.de 17 points 1 year ago

I'll get bludgeoned to death by the barbarians after they realise I can't actually yodel but just give academic lectures about yodelling. So I'm not even useful for keeping people entertained.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 year ago

I'll distract the raiders with my amusing vanity plate.

[–] wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Hey I saw you on that post with AI generated usernames. Yours is quite cool, imagine that thing being used as a weapon.

[–] OhTheMoose@lemm.ee 11 points 1 year ago

I think I'll be alright

[–] brokenlcd@feddit.it 10 points 1 year ago

I'm either slapping people to death with a broken 40' tv; or i am using screen shards as knifes. Prefer the first one tbh.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

I feel like 320 of them could do at least some damage

[–] EvolvedTurtle@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I guess it really depends on how evolved it is

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

Above the human level.

[–] TCGM@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

As The Crazy Game Master, I'm not the one dying.

Everybody else? Roll for Initiative.

I'm too cool to die >:3

I last long, I cast spells

[–] nxdefiant@startrek.website 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh. I think I'll be just fine.

I'll have a friend 😻

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How does that work if your name isn't a verb or noun?

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It means it's useless in such a situation.

[–] Sidhean@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

typical me lmao

[–] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I’m a c-shaped knife, basically a sickle; At least I can go down swinging .

[–] NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

My name saves me because they recognize me from all my comments made before the apocalypse and wanna hang out.

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Mine is how I flavored my paladin's Spirit Guardians, so everything within 15 ft of me takes a boatload of shiny damage and walks slowly... Think I'm in good shape, if very lonely

I guess I’m going to be disappointing people to death…?

[–] zcd@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Oh hai mark

[–] TxzK@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 year ago

Idk I have no idea what TxzK means

[–] RavenFellBlade@startrek.website 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago

A raven kicked you and you fell on a blade. That's how you die.

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I'll use it to fix the hyperdrive and gtfo.

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 4 points 1 year ago

I think I'm safe

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 4 points 1 year ago

Tie them together into 5 sets of nunchaku

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'm pretty sure I'm going to live forever in this scenario. I'm basically magic.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Invisible hands slapping heads from the sky I guess.

[–] kaboom36@ani.social 3 points 1 year ago

I think I'd do fine

[–] UmeU@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Depends on you

[–] HipHoboHarold@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I may or may not make it, but Harold is a pretty hip dude. Gonna habe a good time at least.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I got high on my own supply

[–] Egerbur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

My name is literally just burger but switched, and a funny E at the beginning.

So ig I just have an opposite burger? Idk how that will help XD

[–] DrWeevilJammer@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago

Don't worry, I'm a doctor. This is where the weevils are SUPPOSED to go.

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