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[–] tophneal@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

Imprisoning and enslaving animals to fight for my own amusement

[–] BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

Robbing a stagecoach.

[–] yum_burnt_toast@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

just walking from michel delving to celondim

[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The Queen's impatience.

[–] don@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Blasting bad guys and their bosses to bits in my trusty starfighter.

[–] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Delivering packages, and running away from creeps trying to steal my packages.

[–] deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz 2 points 1 year ago

Trying to prevent fires in Shoshone.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

To be honest, I'm not sure, maybe trespassing or maybe tax evasion if the player is a citizen of some country?

[–] Ranger@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Use of all the drugs, soliciting prostitutes, & weapons charge for everything from machineguns to nuclear weapons.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 2 points 1 year ago

Catching them all.

[–] artic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago
[–] Nahodyashka@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Be more specific, maybe some of those crimes aren't considered crimes against humanity

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[–] casmael@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Breaking out of the family home with a big hammer and a box of animal pairs

[–] pig_master@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Working with terrorists to blow up the main sources of power for the worlds largest city.

[–] TheBiscuitLout@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

CK3 after the end mod

Arrested for storming Washington in the name of Father Franklin

[–] myrrh@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 year ago

...subverting human civilisation to employ post-singularity femtotechnology in the conversion of all matter throughout observable universe into paperclips...

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It wasn't me! It was an unfortunate manure explosion!

[–] Two2Tango@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

Squatting - Nightingale

[–] Bitflip@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Saving the planet

[–] MoonMoon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Crushing the enemies of my beloved Emperor. Ending the lives of mutants, heretics, and aliens, one ship at a time.

The emperor protects, heretic.

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[–] Interstellar_1@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Making thumbnail images

[–] shikogo@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

Debt because of gambling (Balatro)

[–] Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Unlawful tampering with the timeline and a couple counts of deicide. (Last Epoch)

Unlawful tampering with the timeline

If you can't do the time, don't do the time crime.

a couple counts of deicide.

I've never seen a DA prosecute someone over this, I think you'll be fine. There's nothing in the rules that says you can't kill gods.

[–] Ziomster44@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lol

~~Arrested~~ Placed into a mental institution* for the psychopathic / sociopathic actions that boiled down to killing everyone and everything, everywhere, using every weapon accessible. They were all evil.

I am the Postal dude.

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I'm locked up for invading north Korea with high tech supersuits and killing tons of soldiers.

game:Crysis

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