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Building without a permit

I won't be arrested at all, as I have been spreading the glory of Managed Democracy across the galaxy.

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Sneaking into a hotel room to steal cutting edge military tech with a terrorist conscious locked inside of it from the rebellious son of a CEO who had already stolen it from his own father's company to sell to his fathers competitors..

...also I was wrongfully accused of the resulting patricide when the CEO confronted his son regarding the stolen tech.

reckless driving

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

I don't know... Majonging?

Throwing darts at balloons

Blasting a bunch of bad guys in Rainbow 6: SMOL…

Walking without a torch in Rattay at night

For robot crimes. I beat the shit out of a flaming puppet working in a smelter area.

Trespassing (minecraft parkour)

Divinity 2, so probably for being God 2 or something

Pounding enemy cities into submission with catapults.

Destruction of the afterlife but not the trademarked one the one inside Arasaka NC HQ.

Unsure what the law has to say about murder when the targets are the denizens of Hell. Or if earth laws even apply in Hell.

Illegal construction (Minecraft)

Building a self sustainable underwater home, and not paying taxes on said home.

Assault, rape and public indecency on the very last game I played.

Before such particular game, I'd be arrested for animal cruelty, illegal possession of unregistered firearms, murder, trespassing, drug fabrication, violation of every architectural/engineering rule/standard, building without a permit on land I don't own, slavery and human trafficking.

I feel like having a 2x2m hole with so many sheep that hundreds of them died of suffocation titled "turtle killing machine" on a beach with thousands of turtles breaks a few laws

Forcefully mutating innocent larvae to bee larvae and silkworms and forcing them to work for me indefinitely while I ship off the fruits of their labour and cash in those sweet, sweet Terra Tokens.

Screw those critters, I terraformed this planet, gave them life and I'll most certainly make sure to exploit every single one of them. My only regret is not being able to lick all the neon coloured frogs, that should give a nice trip.

Okay, perhaps I should cut down on my Planet Crafter time..

Animal abuse

Driving rally under controlled circumstances with closed roads and guards etc. But I'm completing my laps at such mediocre times I deserve jail time I suppose?

Necromancy

I feel like answering this might put me on a watchlist

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

A wee bit of terrorism

Delivering pizzas (Death Stranding)

Shedding my flesh for immortal powers over my undead companions

Cheating at Poker

Assault and battery, serial murder or at least manslaughter I guess, arson, theft, looting ancient burial sites, hunting endangered species, regicide, trespassing, making rude gestures at a a dog.

Purging heretic with bolters, flamers and chainswords!

Illegal gambling

Stopping criminal acts by means of self-righteous extreme violence, and littering the streets of the city with the bodies of almost dead criminals

Covering up the sun (Dyson sphere program)

Murdering cultists and monsters while traveling through time, all while trying to save reality from the void. Hopefully the Hague will give me a pass on all the murder, even if it doesn't exist in my timeline.