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Playing poker with a non-standard deck.

Spreading Managed Democracy, whether they want it or not!

Making my government into an expansionist empire and leading its armies with a bit too much detail.

Sonic Adventure

• property damage
• animal abduction
• petty theft
• fishing without a license
• treasure hunting without a license.

Destruction of property and I guess kidnapping by rolling everything in earth into a giant ball

removing the stairs on the pool, and let my sims cant get ou tof the pool till they die (the sims)

Trying to commit a hostile takeover by having my company's employees fistfight their company's employees in the town square.

not slaying the princess I guess.

Murdering wildlife and blowing up planets.

Stopping some guys who are Definitely Not Team Rocket from harassing and capturing some creatures that are Definitely Not Pokemon.

Inappropriate construction of a factory.

(Satisfactory)

Either terrorism or impersonating a counter terrorism officer

I don't know... Majonging?

Digging out of the holy mountain. Not much of an arrest tho, Steve has orders to shoot on sight

Growing produce and processing various materials down into oxygen.

Highly unsafe shipbuilding practices (Spiritfarer)

Repeatedly murdering the same small group of heroic individuals on ritual meat hooks at the direction of an eldritch being

Intergalactic genocide

Shooting people with ink until they explode violently

Caving a green wyvern skull in with my big hammer that I made of the bones and flesh of another

Driving my mostly broken car badly as the door pops open when I shift into drive.

Unlawful harvesting of jellyfish? Dave the Diver.

Obliterating the natural resources of a small island for a couple of golden walnuts

Time travel and monster slaying? Also, staging a coup against the immortal emperor.

I haven't played any games for quite a while. I don't remember...

Murder of two mercenary teams using arrow carts, balistas and magic weapons while they siege my castle with catapults and trebuchets (World vs World mode of Guild Wars 2).

Using remote control toy cars to crush children’s dreams. And being bad at Karaoke.

Solving puzzles as a robot (Talos Principle 2). That's probably illegal in Alabama (using your brain and not having a human body).

Building without a permit

Blackmail. You can have your "shorts" back after I win first place at the town fair.

Do porn games on an old android count?

Throwing bombs from my go-cart at other people on go-carts does sound rather reckless!

Breaking and entering, vandalism (not my fault, ghosts are dicks), and possibly framed for murder (again, ghosts are dicks).

Aiding a cartel in smuggling illicit goods

I beat up a gang of criminals as twinkified pinnoccio

reckless driving