this post was submitted on 26 Feb 2024
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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 40 points 9 months ago (3 children)
[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

sorry cant talk
I gotta get home
to jake off

[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 5 points 9 months ago

Jake is in danger someone is hoing to off him.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 7 months ago

Jake!? JAKE!?

[–] Elgenzay@lemmy.ml 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 3 points 9 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

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[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 1 points 9 months ago

Donald Glover is a legend

[–] ItsAFake@lemmus.org 11 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

If I had a dollar bill for every time a boomer called me Jeremiah Johnson back in the '80s, I'd have like a few hundred bucks...

[–] JaymesRS 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] IWantToFuckSpez@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Okay imma jerk off with it.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Doing it now just to be defiant.

[–] BlueLineBae@midwest.social 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah! It's not like... a sexy piece of fruit!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why does the pear look so boob like?

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] jlh@lemmy.jlh.name 3 points 9 months ago

You see, I knew you were not strong enough. Not strong enough to resist an innocuous picture of some fruit. So I had to protect you.

[–] biff@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Okay, I won’t.

[–] ambrosiaforest@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

fuck you i'll do what i want >:c

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

confused Ace sounds

[–] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago
[–] alignedchaos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

This Is Not a Bowl of Sexy Fruit