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[–] GrayBackgroundMusic@lemm.ee 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] MxM111@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

In my case it is my father.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Our dads probably know each other.

[–] JaymesRS 54 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

My wife and I are some weird combination of this. She’s a local doctor and we routinely see people that recognize her that she can’t acknowledge first.

After volunteering multiple days in the lunchroom at my kid’s elementary school last year and working in a high school media center this year I’m a bit “that friend” but in a more creepy way because I know everyone’s kids, but not their parents.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

When I meet my kids friend's parents I usually refer to them as eg Hey Joe's Dad, how you doin'.

[–] FlashZordon@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That's my wife. Leaving parties is the worst because I love the ol' Irish Goodbye and she needs to say bye to EVERYONE at the party that she talked to.

[–] S_204@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago

I'm fairly well connected and that's exactly why I use the Irish goodbye LoL. It used to take me half of the party to say hello, then I'd be saying goodbye straight afterwards it felt. I realized that as long as I connected with you at the event you don't remember if It was coming or going so I just started leaving. It was so liberating.

[–] ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

I'm "that friend" in this meme

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me too, and it's pretty wild. I live in a small town and have had enough odd jobs/encounters while being friendly that i seemingly know everyone. It's also a bit of a positive feedback loop as well, because i know enough people that they keep introducing me to new people, who then introduce me to even more people.

[–] S_204@lemm.ee 15 points 9 months ago

I'm also this guy. I've connected some wild stories too LoL. Two girls who looked eerily alike but didn't know each other.... same Dad LoL, he bailed on the first girl when she was 6.

The other one that blows my mind is two guys who share the same kinda unique name. One id been friends with my whole life the other about 5 years. The more I got to know the new guy the more I HAD to get him together with the old friend. Turns out they're now great friends and they now get together more without me than with me LoL. Their similarities are so creepy. Same unique first name. Same middle name! Sons have the same birthday, one year apart. Before they met, they lived within walking distance of each other. There's more. It's a total glitch in the matrix.

Just treat people well and fun stuff can happen.

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Same here. I'll bring my friends to a local show and I always know half the cast. I got to introduce my friend to one of her inspirations a few days ago, and she cried.

I'm a performer so we all know each other

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Me too, but I don't like it. When I'm out with friends, I'm out to really enjoy my time with them and it's especially great when it's a few of us. I get really awkward and feel like kind of a douche when people come up to me to say hi and chat. Especially if they decide to join us or merge groups.

It's an issue when you have many different social groups or networks through work, hobbies, schooling, etc.

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[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Same. My girlfriend asks me who the fuck I even am half the time.

[–] Blackout@kbin.social 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Friend? What is this friend thing?

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[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

This is invariably the case when a person deep in the Introvert side of the scale goes out with a friend far into the opposite side of the same scale, (i.e. an Extrovert).

On the other hand there are situations were it's the Extrovert friend that feels awkward and the Introvert one that is at home and energized, normally anything to do with figuring out and solving really complex problems and situations rather that casual socializing.

It's absolutelly normal to feel comparativelly inept next to an expert doing their thing in their expert domain.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 11 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I like that you think that all of us hermits are an expert at something. No, a lot of us aree just both pathetic and stupid lol.

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[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

My friend says I act like this.

I read a book called "how to win friends and influence people" and it completely changed my life for the better once I started taking the book literally.

Everybody tends to be selfish and think of themselves (not in a bad way). If you play into this and learn what people are interested in, you instantly become interesting to that person.

"Hey Ricky, how's your hot wheels collection! Get any new classics?" True story, different name. That's just the butcher at the grocery store I frequent. He'll tell me all about his latest hot wheels collection, and then I get a discount, we both win. I've made a friend, and influenced him to give me a deal.

[–] elauso@feddit.de 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But how do you even know about his Hot wheels collection? It's not like I ask all store clerks for their hobby.

[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ask them about themselves, i guess. Im sure it's in the book somewhere.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

I suppose you can try and start a conversation by talking about yourself, or "a friend", then using that as a hook for asking about them. Or use a low hanging fruit, like a popular sport (something weird in USA, soccer everywhere else):

"Damn, my friend can't stop talking about his team, do you follow sports?" On a no, it's a perfect opportunity to comment something like "Yeah, better stuff to spend your time with, right?"

[–] Copythis@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

He had a couple hot wheels out on the counter and I asked about them, so he was excited to share his hobby with me.

[–] Yamainwitch@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Depending on who I am with I could go either way. I'm like an extroverted introvert mutant haha.

[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Ambivert". I am that too. ^^

[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 3 points 9 months ago

Oh hello fellow weirdos.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm kind of that friend because I've had a chance to meet and work with a lot of famous people without ever being especially famous or successful myself... but I do have a lot of stories. Both professional and incidental.

For example-

My dog played with Eric Idle's dog in a park one day. We were the only two people there. We talked about dogs.

[–] ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

You ~~and your friend~~ just casually met one of my favorite comedians/actors... Some people have all the luck. Well, at least this comment places me at (a very tenuous) two degrees of separation :)

Any noteworthy encounters with Cleese?

Edit because I misread

[–] Drivebyhaiku@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Cleese is kind of a jerk sadly. I can't say I was personally introduced but I was in his vicinity for a spell in a professional capacity. I love his comedic persona but I can't say I would want to have an extended discussion with him... He's very... Acerbic in the not pleasant kind of way.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

No, he was the only Python I ever had the pleasure of meeting.

[–] shifted_drifter@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Yes but both of them are me and the difference is the presence or absence of MDMA

[–] wildcardology@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Come on, everyone knows Dave.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 9 months ago

I am acquainted with quite a few people in my smallish town (35,000) and it's very hard to go out and not run into at least one person I recognize. I frequent most of the local shops, get to know the owners, get friendly with the clerks. It serves one well to get to know people.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Ah, man. I used to have a friend just like this. We're still friendly these days, I just stopped drinking so I don't get out until the wee hours anymore.

Seriously we'd walk down the street and every third person he would stop and chat to as if they were lifelong friends... Somehow even after knowing him for years every time it would be people I didn't recognise. I assume he must have been dealing or something.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 7 points 9 months ago

Lordy yes. I have a friend who's apparently friends with everyone else on the planet earth, he knows everyone from the mayor to the dog catcher to every person in every neighborhood we go into. Wherever we go, people come up to him and greet him and I'm like - uh - I'll just stand her and hold your coke. I feel like the wall flower that hasn't left my apartment in 25 years.

[–] FraidyBear@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

My mom. Grew up in a small town of about 25,000 and my mom was the front office manager for the local orthodontist. Orthodontist was great and even folks from "the big city" went to her. My whole life was going out with my mom and running into people who wanted to talk

[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I live in a small town with about 600 people, so “A small town of about 25,000” was crazy to read.

[–] cabb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

According to the example on this Wikipedia page you live in a village not a town. Just thought it was neat.

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[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

My mom seems to know everyone on the planet. Grocery shopping with her is the worst because she'll run into people she knows every single time and spends forever talking to them.

[–] CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

I are talk gud

[–] Pandantic@midwest.social 4 points 9 months ago
[–] THE_MASTERMIND@lemmy.today 3 points 9 months ago

Yeah mostly because i hang out at his neighbour hood (but even if it were mine i am not that popular there and the neighbour hood sucks ass).

[–] TruthAintEasy@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

How did you meet me and my brother? He has friends on every continent, I have like... 2 friends lol

[–] Twattymctwatterson@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I brew an 8-cup pot every morning. Most days I only drink half of it, a couple of times a week I drink the whole thing. I roast my own from a blend of coffees I spent almost a year nailing down.

I can quit whenever I want lol

Edit: somehow I posted in the wrong thread. Oops lol it was meant for a post about coffee people being addicts

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 9 months ago

My mom and my brother, whenever I went out with them when I was younger, would always greet at least 3 or 4 different people. I was always the weird, edgy, antisocial scarecrow

[–] daltotron@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

This is me with one of my friends, except I also have a high tendency to recognize his friends also, since they're usually also people from high school, but then they don't recognize me. I'm a background character dude, it's kind of awesome.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

I've been both. Hermit is best

[–] MinusPi@yiffit.net 2 points 9 months ago

I fk'n wish

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