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[–] PaintedSnail@kbin.social 21 points 8 months ago (2 children)

flush kidneys, prevent kidney stones. each piss is less pain.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Only a fellow hydrohomie has knowledge of the words inside the ancient sacred water scroll of wisdom.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

"I can't read this... It's all wet and the ink ran down the page. I also tore it a little when opening it. This thing is worthless! Who thought it would be good to hide a scroll of wisdom in the water?!"

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

We were supposed to laminate it

[–] BirdEnjoyer@kbin.social 6 points 8 months ago

And filter your water.
And your dog's water.
And your Car's water.
And give your cat a big ass water dish. (cats can get kidney issues because they stop drinking due to whisker damage from small bowl rims)

You're absolutely right! You don't want to fuck around with your kidneys! I'm not going to post the details here, but you should request an AMA from someone who works in Dialysis if you enjoy NSFL content.

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 8 months ago

I drink a lot of pee

I piss a lot of water

[–] Cosmos7349@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago (2 children)

why is there an arrow from "I piss a lot of pee" directly back to "I drink a lot of water"?

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago

dehydration

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Just store it in the balls

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What about shit posting do you not understand?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

!pissposting@lemmy.world

[–] sturlabragason@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Do you have type 2 diabetes?

"Type 2 diabetes can cause symptoms such as feeling very thirsty, passing more urine than usual".

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/diabetes/symptoms-causes/syc-20371444

Take care homie.

[–] ma1w4re@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (2 children)

I just thought about this meme 20 minutes ago randomly and now I see it everywhere wtf 💀💀💀 did the universe just conjure up this frigging thing out of my psyche?? am I going insane?! 🚬💀

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Your neural chip is working correctly, the meme generator is online. Please carry on as usual

[–] Ibaudia@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I did too tbh

[–] MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works 5 points 8 months ago

Born to drink, forced to piss.

[–] Fudoshin@feddit.uk 5 points 8 months ago

Be me. Go to bed. Wake up 4 times in the night for a piss. Get up in the morning and have 3 coffees. Don't piss for 6 hrs!

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 4 points 8 months ago

Yooooo. Same

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago

I take two diuretics daily

[–] awwwyissss@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Shouldn't this be in the piss posting community 🧐

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

I drink a lot of water

I piss a lot of pee

 

cries in Spironolactone

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I piss a drink of lot.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Got here before me lol. Seriously though it's ridiculous. I basically feel like I have to pee 100% of the time and I'm just guessing if I actually have to go or not. Can't wait for surgery and not having to be on spiro anymore

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that sounds about right. Lol.

And if you can get surgery, I'm really happy for you! I don't think I'll ever be able to get it. It's just too expensive... :'(

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Assuming my life doesn't collapse again like it did last year, I have surgery in June. I'm lucky to have the job and the insurance that I do. Even with really good insurance I'm dropping thousands of dollars regularly and I haven't even gotten to the surgery part it's madness x.x

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Yikes! 😬 That's a LOT of money!

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

So because insurance and hospitals are a mess I have to be in a self pay agreement. The theory goes I cough up about $45k, do surgery, they bill insurance, insurance refunds the hospital, then the hospital refunds me. What might happen is insurance gives the hospital the middle finger and I'm out a down payment on a house worth of money then I get to sue everybody and see what happens. In hindsight I probably should have just done medical tourism but I didn't have the capacity to figure that out at the time and now it's a risk to my life if I go much longer without surgery

The other costs are flying out of state for large volume hair removal because I can locally only get like 1-2 hours a month since everyone is booked out. Also needing constant therapy because everyone needs increasingly specific therapists letters for me to get anywhere. Finally because I'm getting surgery out of state I need housing for a month so that'll be like $2-5k depending where I can find

It's all madness

Yeah, trans rights in the US are an absolute joke.

Still, I'm happy that you even have $45k in the first place. That's one of the reasons why I hate reimbursements. Sure, the net cost might be zero, but you still gotta have the money in the first place.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

You could probably expedite the process by drinking pee and pissing water. That's how it works, right?

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

life is tuff

[–] mkwt@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

It's like a pomodoro timer at work, only without the cute pomodoro.