Ask Lemmy

Pretty good actually.

I'm aceing at it, sadly.

:,(

Ooo fishies

My name is genuinely not actually Steve so I'm good

Porn i guess

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

I got an RC car... At least I'll die having fun.

I should be fine, just gotta change my name

Monté Christo was quite skillful.

Yeah I’m pretty fucked if my ability to stay alive is predicated upon my assembly programming abilities. Don’t ask me to multiply.

Mecha + Magic = Mechagic Im in a magic mecha, i think im doing well

Bollocks.

I think I'd be alright.

I'm fire proof, and a shit speller.

The Grasshopper Mouse kills scorpions and then screams about it afterwards, so I think I'll do alright.

I need to work on my temper

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

I would have to go back to reddit to get an "open in new tab" function. This username is actually because I created an account once (years ago) after nuking my first one just so I could have the "open in new tab" functionality back.

im now a vampire with a slutty thrall?

i guess theres worse ways to live

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

I try to save money anyway, so I guess it’ll be ok. At least as long as nobody needs avenged.

Curse this mortality, amiright fellow human?

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

Seems like a fun spell

Would be nice to be buzzed all the time

Not bad, especially if she comes with her ship.

I'm not gonna worry about it

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

Uh oh...but if taken literally like the idea my best friend had when we were on acid and whip its, could be delectable. I'm willing to take the risk.

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

I’m a tree.

Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...

I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place

I mean, you tell me.

I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities

I’m still here.

I gotta get to Greece!

I was once told "meco" is Spanish for semen (likely not the formal word but slang or something with a dialect). So... 50/50?

Noisy.