One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!
This guy not only passed the 3 day no poop task but expanded it
this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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Thought I was going to die reading this while trying to hold in my laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.
I couldn’t contain my laughter and got slapped. That was too hilarious.
Dude I read this in church and started dying the woman next to me is now praying for me
There's something simple yet effective about toilet humor, never fails to get a laugh out of me.
he forgor that you need to drink more water when eating fiber
"Giving anal birth to Dwayne The Rock Johnson"
Man, that must've been painful as fuck.
"A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me"
Good lord 😆 😆 😆 😆
Holy shit that was fucking hillarious ^^ its also my fav. greentext from now on
Hahaha oh wow, this was so funny, I went into this thinking this is going to be so dumb, ugh.