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[–] xor@infosec.pub 165 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 56 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] TeddE@lemmy.world 68 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Nah. The 24 hour window is so all the rich, connected people can apply for some grandfathered exemption clause that's not available to the rest of us.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago
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[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 126 points 9 months ago (7 children)

People say you come back. Reincarnation. Do you think so? Well, it doesn't seem mathematically possible to me, man. Uh, 'course at one time what we had on the earth was six people, you know. I avoid "two" because it's controversial but six... most people agree, "fuck, yeah, we had six at one time." Six people, six souls... cool. They died, souls went back to the place; six new people souls- still six souls. Now we have four billion people... claiming to have souls. Someone is printing up souls... and it lowers their value, you know.

-- George Carlin

[–] DODOKING38@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But about the souls of all the bacteria 🦠

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago

Maybe they get reincarnated into other bacteria?

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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 70 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lol @ me being reincarnated as a cat. I can't pay bills sorry

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 60 points 9 months ago (3 children)

They'd track you until you're reincarnated into a paying body again.

[–] Fester@lemm.ee 74 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And by “track” you mean they’d kill you over and over till you roll human.

[–] tourist@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago

Dont even remember past lives

Spent 178 years as various insects and sea creatures

Still owe $244'000 on a used honda civic rusting in a scrapyard in a completely different country

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[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 53 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

.>Be me.

.>Reincarnate into a cow.

.>Moo. Moo moo moo.

.>Moo moo moo moo moo.

.>Moo

.>🐮

[–] NielsBohron@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

[–] tweeks@feddit.nl 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'd just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.

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[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Way easier to lie about it. Just pick babies out to be indentured servants for life to repay some imagined debts. Maybe make them feel it was their fault for not paying off the debt previously. We could even target kids from poor families for this, so they have less hope of fighting back.

We did this already, a bunch of times.

[–] Esqplorer@lemmy.zip 27 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't this just the caste system?

[–] DragonTypeWyvern 20 points 9 months ago

Any class system. Some are more rigid than others, but the goal is the same.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

Yeah so it turns out you’re responsible for the things everyone in your group did in the past. And a lot of them died without paying their bills so that’s on you kid.

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[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 35 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Rich people would probably set something up so that their future incarnation inherits their wealth, since it's statistically likely that they'd be reincarnated as someone poorer. I could also imagine a much stronger push to bring the birthrate up even at the cost of using unethical means to force it, because if the population decreases, there wouldn't be enough children born for an increasingly large percentage to reincarnate into

[–] abbiistabbii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Considering the Rich tend to control governments, this would result in shit like a ban on contraception and abortion, mayhaps legally requiring everyone have a minimum amount of children.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 24 points 9 months ago (2 children)

...do republicans know something we don't?

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[–] 6buck6satan6@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is why reincarnation would come to be. It would then be spun in a way that would be beneficial for people. You can buy that house with a 250 year, 3 lives mortgage!

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

It is I the trillionaire eu keeps accruing wealth past his 250 lives.

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[–] theatomictruth@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago

Sue a termite for damages just in case they show up as a human later or charge rent to the birds nesting in your back yard

[–] mellowheat@suppo.fi 30 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

And the government would make sure you paid taxes for every dollar moving between incarnations.

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[–] SlopppyEngineer@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And class action lawsuits for damages caused in previous lives. Started a war? Polluted the land? Several million people want compensation. Can't pay now? No problem, several lifetimes to pay off that debt.

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[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 23 points 9 months ago

What do you mean how long would it take? They would be the ones doing the research for that exact purpose.

[–] November_the_Ninth@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I give it an hour before someone decides indebted meat is vegan.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

It would be done at the same time the technology used to track reincarnation is announced.

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

I would say they would be the one to prove you can track reincarnation.

[–] profdc9@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Debt bondage is slavery, but it's still a thing unfortunately.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debt_bondage

It's the opposite of Jubilee, in that debts are literally forever, rather than released every seven years.

[–] Rinna@lemm.ee 17 points 9 months ago

My first thought was Cruelty Squad tbh.

[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 15 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, but it could also fix some things regarding racism, sexism, ableism, trans issues, immigration, geographic disadvantages etc. Maybe climate change?

[–] drislands@lemmy.world 45 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Optimistic of you to think people wouldn't use it as an excuse to be even MORE discriminatory. There would be Ultra-Whites who could claim they were never non-white in the past X years, with seniority by how far back they can trace their reincarnated whiteness. And of course there would be new religions claiming that if you follow them you'll be reincarnated into the race/environment of your choice.

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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Suicide would be an epidemic.

[–] nailbar@sopuli.xyz 14 points 9 months ago

Everyone will reroll for better stats

[–] Chekhovs_Gun@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (8 children)

Pretty sure that would result in negative karma, and thus the new reincarnated form would be even less desirable.

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[–] DeathbringerThoctar@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago
[–] Andonyx@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago

Is this the same person who does Elden Ring lore analysis? They do good shit.

[–] jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Great show!

Politicians would be the ones passing the bills, lobbyist spend a good amount of money on buying politicians and our gov'ts to screw the working class.

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[–] designatedhacker@lemm.ee 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If you're an ssshole don't you come back as an insect or animal? That would mean rich folks would have to do actual good to avoid that. Whatever their policies, after the first few trust fund dung beetles and assorted other multi-lifetime embarrassments, they'd probably snap out of it.

Hey check out the cockroach yacht club guys! Lol, how did that forced birth + soul tracking debt thing work out for you!?

Then like half their debtors would achieve nervana and fuck off to heaven or whatever.

I think the kharma religions, this would take care of itself.

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[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 months ago

about 10 seconds maybe?

[–] doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 10 points 9 months ago

Zulie the Witch has me watching videos that deep dive into lore and filenames for games I've never even played, good channel.

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I miss Altered Carbon. So much.

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[–] Jakeroxs@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

Random zullie the witch haha, they make good yt vids :)

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