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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 
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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 174 points 1 year ago (2 children)

he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 70 points 1 year ago

It's what the Kool Aid man looks like under the costume

[–] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don’t but it made me laugh. What cultural blind spot am I missing?

[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks, I’ll drive safer. Assuming I’m not blinded by all of this bleach

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

WHY DOES HE HAVE EXTRA NIPPLES. WHAT PURPOSE DOES THAT SERVE IN CAR CRASH SURVIVAL.

[–] BakerBagel@midwest.social 117 points 1 year ago

Turns out TLC stood for "tiny little cock" this whole time

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 44 points 1 year ago

Man, this dude really has everything going against him. No neck, terrible personality, and nothing downstairs to compensate for it.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Which episode of Doctor Who was this?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Terror of the Zygons.

[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

The Sontaran Stratagem

[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 36 points 1 year ago

The Learning Channel

[–] srlnclt@startrek.website 28 points 1 year ago

I was in the pool!

[–] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why he built like Dr Eggman

[–] DrDominate@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Dude is built like a Goron from the Legend of Zelda series.

[–] bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)
[–] chaosppe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nooooo, not small edd! My day is ruined and I need bleach.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I believe mayonnaise is the ointment of choice here

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 7 points 1 year ago

It's Wednesday my dudes

[–] mkhopper@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Tell me someone is 'fuck you rich' without telling me they're 'fuck you rich'.