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Really dependent on which mythology's dragon you become. That aside, being a dragon in modern day would probably be very hazardous. Better hope you're a small enough dragon to not cause much property damage while figuring out your new body, and to stay mostly undetected, because otherwise you're likely to end up dead, or in captivity somewhere in fairly short order.

yeah but i dont wanba be a dragon

Always Relax is the true Instant Death potion. Why stop at the sphincter when every muscle and blood vessel in your body suddenly stops contracting.

Damn I gotta watch that again

Where's the potion which lets me do two chicks at the same time man.

• survive an crawl up again, relaxed
• drink the right purple one
• jump off the cliff again
• realize what flight actually stands for
• still relaxed though

Man’s greatest enemy is one’s own self

-Neitzche. Or was it Shakespeare?

just eat some of their cousins (i know nothing about biology) then look at them for long enough and I'm sure you'll hear something

DnD dragon, get shapechange for free

Plot twist, all plants have a vore kink

This was my first choice, until I thought of how horrifying the screams would be whenever someone mows the lawn

Awww who's a good dragon

pets the said good dragon

Instant death may be useful if it’s like the Death Note, or else you’d also just get arrested.

At some point an investigator figures out that you're the only person that's connected to all the deaths, however remotely. As the years go by, you've done lunch together a few times and are on a first name basis. Their efforts are fruitless, and they can't prove anything. But now you have an FBI surveillance van permanently parked outside your home, and that investigator keeps coming around.

From the creators of "Just don't be sad", here comes: "Just relax"

Except now you're wracked with crippling guilt every time you mow the lawn, chop up veggies for dinner, or walk by some poor little scrawny weed growing out of a crack in the sidewalk.

When my cat yawns I want to stick a finger in his mouth, and dragon talons are far too big for that.

Yes but if it was clarified that you could in fact communicate with plants in a meaningful way I'd take that one in a heartbeat. You could do so much with that. Imagine being a reporter or a private investigator lol. An archeologist could just ask some trees what was going on under them. Dying of hunger or thirst? Just ask some plant what's edible or where some water is. Plenty of plants want to be eaten to reproduce anyway. Ask some fungus (if it counted as plants for magic) what the meaning of life is while you're at it