Everything related to The Simpsons!
1 point for the episode/main plot. 1 point for the joke/scene.
Also points are made up and don't matter.
F.B.I.
(Which also, this episode always cracks me up because of this bit in a later episode, highlighting at the time this really was most of FOX)
For those unaware, the Speedo picture is a reference to a memorable/memeable X-Files moment.
I bring you love.
It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break it's legs!
Ye gods, my health is ruined. But what if I were to take extensive medical measures and disguise them by hallucinating in the woods. Delightfully Devilish, Monty.
You know these medical procedures look a lot like Kristy brand partially gelatinated, nondairy, gum-based medical procedures.
Correct!
[Bonus Hard] This episode features a celebrity guest as "themselves", who is that guest?
Keep watching the skis.
Correct!
Leonard Nimoy
I'm Leonard Nimoy. Goodnight.
The squeaky voice teen
If you guessed the squeaky voiced teen you are wrong, he was never popular.