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submitted 9 months ago by admin@beehaw.org to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[–] jarfil@beehaw.org 25 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

If people were Chihuahuas, coyotes would be 25-feet-tall... now that's something to ponder.

[–] Lowbird@beehaw.org 18 points 9 months ago

Raccoons have hands. Close enough!

[–] ech@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Coyotes average at 23 inches tall, and I think most people have similar size dogs or smaller. So really it be 6'-8' feral humans. I think the punk fashion would be much more popular.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 9 months ago

so it's just like living next to the dutch border

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

i imagine that's much how it felt back when there were multiple human species running around, and clearly including the fact that a lot of people will find them rougishly handsome judging by our genetic record..

and the fun part? we were probably the strange feral version, since other human species exited africa before we did. Neanderthals lived in europe waaay before homo sapiens did and were thus a fair bit better evolved for the climate.

[–] AMomentToBreath@beehaw.org 7 points 9 months ago

They are called preteens

[–] vraylle@beehaw.org 3 points 9 months ago

Guess you haven't met my neighbors.

[–] MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 9 months ago

B i g f o o t

[–] Fauxreigner@beehaw.org 1 points 9 months ago

Plenty of people live in areas where monkeys raid their garbage.