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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 36 points 7 months ago

There is so much value creation to be had by linking the technologies of Apple and Tesla in this deadly manner. I'm sure the shareholders will be pleased at the synergies created here. Both companies profit! *

*At the expense of no returning customers as they are dead

[–] ech@lemm.ee 26 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I thought Hard-Drive was supposed to be satire, not news.

[–] ElectroLisa@lemmy.blahaj.zone 25 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I swear this will become a reality in the next months

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 16 points 7 months ago

I've seen two videos of people doing it on social media.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Only for those with that kind of disposable cash.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

They have a Tesla, and presumably a home with a garage they can charge it in. They got the cash.

[–] doublejay1999@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

A real dick in the eye for Elon. Imagine building a car so out dated people have to get 3rd party VR 😜

[–] Blademax@lemmy.one 7 points 7 months ago

Should be drivers with Elon's Brain CPU chip, driving the Tesla.

[–] cashews_best_nut@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

This is a conspiracy between Big Goggles and Big Ketamine to take attention away from Elon Musk.

[–] shiveyarbles@beehaw.org 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Apple and Tesla, what a horrible combination

[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Apple isn’t irresponsibly beta testing self driving cars on public roads and getting people killed.

[–] Aatube@kbin.social 1 points 7 months ago

and nobody accused Apple of being responsible for Tesla

[–] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 4 points 7 months ago

The title and thumbnail made me snort laugh

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 0 points 7 months ago

Not the onion