Goddamn onion, got me again
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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Almost here as well. Opened my mouth but didn't fully commit to the bite.
I was just about to bite when I saw the community, had to double check it wasn't c/nottheonion.
Reality is getting too weird now, it's hard to work out if it's an onion or not.
it's hard to work out if it's an onion or not.
Too many layers of weirdness!
Next on the agenda: finding the Lindbergh Baby™
92 year old Charles Augustus Lindbergh Jr was discovered by Onion editors during a weekly staff meeting after secretaries noticed that Lindbergh had been employed by the Onion as an entertainment staff writer for the past four years.
Fuck I never thought to check the employee org chart
Hey somebody check for a Hoffa, Jimmy.
The Lindbergh baby has been wandering around La Guardia for decades like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.
He was killed the same day he was kidnapped and his body was found about 2.5 months later. He was found 4.5 miles from his home partially buried in the woods.
I admit, I ate the onion until "It wasn't under a tarp or anything, we just never thought to check there."
Amelia Earhart’s Long-Lost Plane Discovered...
Oh shit!
...On Auxiliary Runway At LaGuardia
oh shit.
I called it in 2009, LaGuardia!