Asklemmy

Growing

Put that with my last name works so well

Schamhorst

Ender

I don't know

I would name myself "I don't know"

Galadriel, because of the reactions it would get.

I’d probably look at ancient Scythian names

Rrrrrr

Is McLovin taken?

My first name is already uncommon, or even rare. At least in the US; it might be more common in Europe, though still probably uncommon there.

But I always liked the name "Hiram." Not just uncommon, old-timey as well.

Fleur

I’d probably pick the unique name of someone very famous, in the hopes that I could still hide myself online by having references to me shoved 10 pages deep

Zach, short for Zachariah. Variation of my fursonas name Zachary (well, technically Zach because he prefers using that over the full name).

Also the name of a Fire Emblem Heroes character I totally want to get more screen time because I think he's cool, as a casual.

My current username. It feels like a real person's name, no?

Something Scandinavian. Like Olafur.

Kratos

Vash

Worcestershire - so no one can pronounce my name.

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Benjahmmin

Sebastian

Something old, like a name from Sumer, Akkad, Elam, maybe something Hittite.

Epirmupi, Shamsaki, Puzur-Inshushinak, Ninurta, Lugalzagasi, Tiglath-Pileser, Hattusili, Suppiluliuma.