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[–] byroon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago

The duck is not bigger it's just closer.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

LET'S BREED KANGAROOS AND DUCKS! SCREWDRIVER DICKS AND BADASS KICKING ABILITY!!

So uhm how do i unread that

[–] elvith@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Duck update? !outside@lemmy.world is leaking again, isn't it?

[–] THEDAEMON@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 months ago

There is nothing there to leak (i wish there were🥲).

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Maybe that is a toy car? Or giant inflatable duck? I refuse to accept constraints to reality.

Why you say nun but not use the nun emoji 🧕🏻

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Would you rather fight one car sized duck or 1000 duck sized cars

[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Car sized duck. My shins can't take a thousand metallic boxes attacking em. Atleast I can kill the duck (I'm sorry ducky)

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago

Iunno, mayne, I had ducks. Them fuckers are brutal when they find a frog, fish, et cetera. I don't wanna be gobbled up. But if I'm fighting duck sized cars I can just stand at the top of some stairs or go into a tall building.

[–] Hjalamanger@feddit.nu 4 points 9 months ago

I have seen a duck boat (in Stockholm, Sweden were I live) as big as a car but sadly I have no image of it

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago
[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 1 points 9 months ago

@Lemmyusers