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[–] Garbanzo@lemmy.world 69 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago

$37.99 at your local Kroger

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Or circus? I just see a dumpster fire.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

A clown show is a type of circus, I guess.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago

It's been replaced by now entertainment

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[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The composition is bothering me. Like, it's asymmetrical and there's probably an angle down the centreline of the coliseum that would work better and...

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's Bill O'Reilly's only positive contribution to our culture. And it's from an out-take where he's at max toxicity.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's real? Or am I being wooshed?

[–] Weirdfish@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's real, and you owe it to yourself to watch it.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I did watch it back when it was new, but I thought it was a skit. I am grateful for the edification.

[–] Seigest@lemmy.ca 29 points 9 months ago

Our standards have changed we now want garlic bread and video games. Fail to comply and we shall become unruly.

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Careful with that edge; you might cut yourself.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (2 children)

At least I’m not dull :)

[–] HappyRedditRefugee@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Yo, best response ever

Not gonna lie, bro, that's a good response. Peace.

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 20 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Just because it didn't prevent rebellion 100% of the time doesn't mean it didn't work often enough, nor that it wasn't the intent from the start.

[–] boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Those eggs were a lie Steven! A lie! They give me no eagle powers! They gave me no nutrients!

[–] CandyPants@lemmy.ml 4 points 9 months ago

Hey! Quit fucking up their anti-sports circle jerk!

GO CHIEFS!!

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Thing is, America thinks giving us bread and circuses is "Socialism"

[–] Funkytom467@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (22 children)

Circuses isn't socialism, it's a pretty useful tool of capitalism, even though it ruins it in some cases.

Bread though, no capitalist will ever share their bread. Or anything for that matter.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No, but the tyrants are so insane that they're writing off ciruces and bread as socialism

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[–] Cjwii@lemm.ee 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"if you a big fine woman back dat ass up" -Juvenile

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

Great ideas are timeless.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 10 points 9 months ago

I’m 13 and this is deep.

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 4 points 9 months ago

Are you anti clown Tokenboomer? Are you really against big bun?

[–] KISSmyOS@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's all fun and games until the German(ic)s invade.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] Linkerbaan@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Tfw no bread

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

And we are running out of bread, though clearly the Tay Tay ruining the circuses is more important right now.

[–] butt_mountain_69420@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

bread, circuses, and a neighbor to hate.

[–] TokenBoomer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Quick. Copyright that.

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago
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