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Remember, if you see someone drinking laundry detergent, no you didn't.
I wonder what it tastes like. I guess there's only one way to find out. BRB I'm goin' to Walmart...
It tastes like your oesophagus turning into dead tissue.
Oh dang you must have gotten to Walmart before I did. Thanks for letting us know how the detergent tasted.
But... Why would anybody lie about things on the internet?
I think it was more a joke on 'if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't'
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Probably got tired of having to chew the pods.
You chew them? I thought you had to suck on them. 🤔
I use them to make stock
You making soap soup?
soaup
Dang, I figured the soapy film was lube. These things aren't suppositories?
my sister said she craved bleach for her second pregnancy.
she abstained of course but the craving was there
Pregnant woman are supposed to report cravings like that to their doctor... Apparently it can be a symptom of a serious problem.
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Oh those were interesting days. Driving out in the middle of the night to get underripe green sour fruit and eating this one weird chicken rice curry thing every day for a month because "it's the best shit ever".
I saw a neighbor fill his lawnmower with gas, take the can and take a huge swig. He capped it and started his lawnmower like nothing. so many questions.
alcohol maybe?
Yeah you'd definitely have to be shit faced to take a swig of gasoline
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I had a friend in high school. We were at a gas station, and he went in to get some additive to put in his tank. On the way back to his car he unscrewed the cap, and took a big swig. The bottle still had the foil cap, so he wasn't actually drinking anything; he just did it for the reaction. The thing was, he didn't actually check if anyone was watching.
Sometimes people are just weird...
Well you obviously saw him do it, so he must've known in his peripheral vision that you were watching. That's all the thrill he needed.
If he checked before he committed, it would devalue the bit if anyone noticed! Its infinitely funnier to turn around like you were caught with a hand in the cookie jar lol
Sounds more like being fucked with for lulz. Like walking around drinking blue Gatorade out of a windex bottle.
Yeah this sounds like a prank. You could easily wash out an old detergent bottle and fill it with water or something
This feels like a fun thing to do on the weekend. Just go to Walmart with a cleaned out bottle of detergent filled with the beverage of your choice and make people think you're drinking Gain. If they ask you what your problem is, assure them you intend to pay.
Which island?
I know in person someone who used to eat bar soap. She eventually had to be hospitalized and confessed it to her family. She would eat a lot of other weird things too, and didn't even understand why people were so shocked about it. In the end, she had to undergo a psychiatric treatment.
"I took a chug of detergent at Walmart and this happened" video dropping soon
Not to be that guy but I am betting it is more likely that somehow he didn't see that happening vs the almost certain suicide attempt he thinks he saw.
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