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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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  1. All posts must be showerthoughts
  2. The entire showerthought must be in the title
  3. Avoid politics (NEW RULE as of 5 Nov 2024, trying it out)
  4. Posts must be original/unique
  5. Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct

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Now that we are all switching to Lemmy, now is the time for all the redditors with embarrassing usernames to make their username right! Don't screw up this time! (lemm.ee)
submitted 1 year ago by alexeyd1000@lemm.ee to c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
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[–] Sweatyfartz@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Shoot…

[–] weinermeat@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me too, buddy

[–] Lemon_Rick@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Now that Reddit’s been made obsolete,

Our new usernames can be discreet

So, make your name right

The future looks bright

For Sweatyfartz and weinermeat

[–] Radioactrev@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're not "Poem_for_your_sprog" are you? Just made your username "right" this time?

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[–] Ketchup@reddthat.com 1 points 1 year ago

Yeup, I make fart noises too. ! Damn it all!

[–] michikade@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So you’re saying you don’t want insightful, thoughtful comments from u/rimjob_steve this time around?

[–] dmmeyournudes@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Of all the things about reddit, /u/sinkpisser420 giving sound financial advice was one of the best things about the platform.

[–] pensivepangolin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Granted I need to figure out how to browse communities….but if there isn’t a Lemmy version of /r/rimjob_steve we definitely need to make one. That never got old for me.

Edit: I went ahead and created the community! Find it here!

[–] Facebook@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (8 children)

It's easy to get a username at the moment.

[–] Heldenhirn@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

Zucks to be you

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hello I have been experiencing problems posting my ads to the local marketplace for my 1994 ford pinto please help

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[–] HnuWETqkp4YG@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes! Don't use a password generator to make a username

[–] nokaydonit@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exactly. So if you didn't use a password generator to generate your password, it's okay to use your password as your username.

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Too late bro

[–] ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I went for thought-provoking this time around.

[–] CodaChroma@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago

You have definitely provoked my thoughts, mostly thoughts of rage

…and lust?

[–] crabs@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Couldn't get the username you wanted? It's probably available on another federated instance.

[–] nieceandtows@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I don’t want to get crabs on any instance

[–] dickfuckpoopypants@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me what to do

[–] AssEater9000@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Completely understand why people would want to change their names. But why mess with perfection in my case?

[–] JesusChrist@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm pretty happy with mine.

[–] kernelPanic@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Let's crucify this guy

[–] cl4p_tp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

He's alive! And on lemmy!!

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[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

I'll change it later...

[–] DrBoobJiggleton@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Don't tell me how to live my life.

[–] BallsInTheShredder@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Got mine

[–] Unidan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I wanted something with no reddit drama attached what so ever

[–] Cold_Brew_Enema@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Will do!

[–] SexyTimeSasquatch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Definitely corrected the mistake, I went much dumber this time around.

[–] dodekaphilist@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

That would have been waaaay funnier if it came from an account named sexybabyboy92

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew I should have added "3000" to the end of my lemmy name. DestroyerOfWorlds just sounds so weak now.

[–] SinJab0n@mujico.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

U really messed up bro, u lost ur chance.

We believed in you! Shame

[–] lunaticneko@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

I'm still waiting for our legend rimjob_steve.

[–] Vaginal_blood_fart@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Nailed it.

[–] ruck_feddit@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Eh I'll be fine.

[–] Meowstermind@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Let ChatGPT decide. Not disappointed.

[–] lightsecond@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Showerthought: This post is just an opportunity for users with inappropriate usernames to show them off.

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